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Hi MsLayD, Hope all continues to go well for you. I have been busy living, still think of all you good folks here. jhard

You look great SuzyP! jhard

I live wayyyyyy south of ya'll, but I come up to visit once in a while. I was real close to coming to Kentucky this last time I came, next time I will make the trip and come out to listen to you play. If things work out, I want to make it to Bamajam if I half can. I really enjoy staying up till dawn and serenading the pretty girls with ole' Willie songs.... take the ribbon from your hair shake it loose and let it fall hold it soft against your skin like the shadows on the wall come and lay down by my side till the early mornin light all I'm takin is your time help me make it through the night I think I am still "back in the day" and always will be. j

After the concert in New Orleans we were bouncing up n' down bourbon street. As I walked past one little bar with a open door (the tall narrow wooden kind) I noticed a gal at sitting at the bar. We instantly looked at each other as I passed by, so I backed up and went and sat down beside her. We started chatting and I noticed that there were a couple of guys with her. They asked how I liked the concert? they asked how I liked the Black Crows? I replied that I did'nt even really notice them there (that's a whole 'nother post) and that I preferred Willie and company. Then the guy said "too bad, 'cause your chatting with the singers girlfriend". That kind of put a damper on things and I slid out about as fast as I slid in. We found a James Brown cover act a little while later and we stayed there, I love that old soul music! Get on up.... Have you heard John Stone? I saw him play at Tootsie's in Nashville last August. I have been to many concerts but I must say in terms of atmosphere that one was one of the best. Copperhead Road all right. Whisky River is amazing when played live and loud and Mickey Rapheal burns the harmonica up! It's kinda like Jim Morrison is playing the harmonica, psycadellic. j

Hey Mark, did you ever cover the tune by Charlie Daniels called "Leave this long haired country boy alone"? I love that song. Back in the day, I trecked on down to Ames, Iowa to see Farm Aid. The concert coincided with the end of the college year and you can be sure that was one heck of a party! Farm Aid in New Orleans a few years later was good as well, but not as good as Ames. On Bourbon street after the concert in NO I ended up hitting on the girlfriend of Black Crows singer...did'nt know it at the time. So many parties, so little time. A few lines for you that you may recognize... always to much whisky women that I never knew to well all the things I've said and done most of which I'd be ashamed to tell I dont know how it started but that's what makes a man a man, I guess That's a song by Willie Nelson. Here is another song about back in the day by Waylon Jennings People sit around and they talk and talk How their dreams all ended too soon Guess they never hung out under the stars Howling at the moon I guess we're as different as nine and eight I see it in a different light I don't think much about the good ol' days Just about the good ol' nights Talk about the good times Talk about the times when the times were right You can keep the good ol' days I'll take the good ol' nights [ guitar ] They wanna go back to when a Cadillac Didn't look like a Chevrolet It mean't a lot to them but not a thing to me I never owned one anyway But a good looking woman and an old guitar With both of them tuned just right Well I don't think much about the good ol' days Just about the good ol' nights Talk about the good times... You can keep the good ol' days I'll take the good ol' nights take it easy, j

Apart from the fact that the guy is a sleeze, it is a disgrace that crap like that essay counts for University level academic work. j

My guess is that you are not the cause of this behaviour, but that it has something to do with the above. j

Welcome Star, None of the woman here are pathetic, and niether are you. Here are a few observations from a husbands point of view. The rythym will take care of itself with the proper stimulation (likely clitoral). My wife has zero rythym when on me alone, but when we add some clitoral stimulation (eg. dolphin toy clit/anal simulator) she rides me like an old pro. I don't think you need to worry about "making your man cum", that most often happens to quickly all by itself. If you want to practice I think that if you would kneel with your magic wand beneath you, you will soon find the rythym you are thinking of. You are young and have a whole lifetime to learn. Enjoy the ride, so to say. j

You are not a dumb ass, LayD. You're my green eyed gal and don't you forget it babe!

Bumping along on the dirt road today, I was thinking along these lines.... People sit around and they talk and talk, How their dreams all ended too soon. Guess they never hung out under the stars, Howlin' at the moon. I guess we're as different as nine and eight, I see it in a different light. I don't think much about the good ol' days, Just about the good ol' nights. Talk about the good times, Talk about the times when the times were right. You can keep the good ol' days, I'll take the good ol' nights. They wanna go back to when a Cadillac, Didn't look like a Chevrolet. It mean't a lot to them but not a thing to me, I never owned one anyway. But a good lookin' woman and an old guitar, With both of them tuned just right. Well I don't think much about the good ol' days, Just about the good ol' nights. Talk about the good times, Talk about the times when the times were right. You can keep the good ol' days, I'll take the good ol' nights. You can keep the good ol' days, I'll take the good ol' nights.

I know where you are coming from, both of you. If this is as serious as I sense it is, then I would say postpone the wedding. jhard

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard" "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater. "Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer"

I have a feeling that I will be in Alabam next summer to see Bocephus and John Stone at an outdoor concert. I have a feeling it will be hot. Jambalaya...yeehawww!

OK ladies, I understand. Angelkisses, I did not check to see whether or not you responded to some of those penis pictures, I have read some of the responses (none in particular) and can see where a fellow would be encouraged to feel he was welcome to make further enquiries. I am not saying you made any of those responses. So, yeah, if he picked you and others out of the blue, I would say that is odd. If I had behaved as he did, I would be ashamed and apologize. By the way, your avatar is very nice. jhard (backin' out whilst the backin' is still good)

Now ladies, when some guy posts a picture of his big hard cock in the photo's section he gets a choir full of approval from a bunch of you. Surprise, but the kind of guy who posts that picture may well contact you for a little "dirty talk". Now, I am not condemning nor approving, but I am saying what do you expect? It is the same guy and I don't think it makes him an asshole at all. Angelkisses, men are visual creatures, your picture there on the side probably sent his mind way off into fantasy land. I would suggest if you are not interested in his offer tell him why and say thanks but no thanks. Personally, if one of the fine ladies on this site would pass me such an offer I would feel flattered. Makes me a slut I suppose. I think I can garauntee you one thing, seeing his private message to you splatered here publicly probably made him erase everthing to do with TT that he had on his computer. I don't care what someone writes me in a PM, IT WILL NEVER BE POSTED PUBLICLY. Just my 2 cents worth. j

I wonder if MsLayD's eyes really are green?

there is a lack of class, generally speaking

too keep a balance between the sexes

We think it is a fine toy, if the batteries are strong! Mr. & Mrs. jhard

We once went on a class trip to Europe during highschool. One of the guys was a little "odd", but we did'nt know how odd. One night in the big mens bedroom in a youth hostel the guy asks us if we know what a woman sounds like while she is cumming. So we say no, why don't you tell us. This guy starts moaning and making female orgasm sounds like you would'nt believe, the lights were out and we could barely stop ourselves from pissing ourselves it was so funny. This guy knew about internet porn about 3 or 4 years before I even knew what the internet was. Fast forward 20 years. The guy has had job problems (sexual harassment charge) and severe marital problems. I have lost contact with him many years ago, but a person I know ran into him a while ago and he introtuced himself as "Hi, I am ..........., and I am addicted to porn!) So ya, I suppose some people can get truly addicted, but I can't imagine the number being to high. I have at times viewed massive amounts of beautiful naked woman, I really don't want to call it porn because what I have historically liked to look at is more like art, IMO. The only problem it ever caused me was a swelling problem that I managed to quickly take care of. j

Sun, to answer your question, yes, I would gladly give up any 'bad habit' if my wife asked, all the more so if it meant 'sex favours'. She has never asked me to give anything up, but lately on my own I have just stopped looking at porn and all but quit drinking. There have been times when I thought I was addicted to both, I am thankful that I'm not. Just chillin', j

NO, it is not to much. Have fun.