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So many reasons, he wasn't interested in having sex, except of course when it came to his best friends wife... but then neither of them were interested in "sex" more like "love" which they thought they had. lol they are both with other people and supposedly happy.

That is cool, I talked to my husband about it and he said it would be gross and it would be a turn off for him. I don't understand him, he's so opposite of everything that's said on here! Oh well, I'll just enjoy it myself, it feels sooo much better that way! You guys rock! Thanks for your insight!

Oh my! That's difficult, I'd say he needs to see a doctor, but that's just me. My DH isn't a very sexual man either, you all know how he is, i've made posts, but he definately isn't going to stop before he gets his! That's just weird. Does he masterbate?? It could be that it's just too much work for him to have to actually participate in sex. Or he could be spent from his alone time. Honestly I'm not sure, just throwing out some options here

The year is 2022 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.' A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's qui te impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

I started doing this about a month ago and didn't know what it was really. I don't gush like AK lol but a little squirting has been normal lately during clitoral stimulation and yes it does feel much better and more satisfying when I do squirt. I've never had a G spot orgasm but it seems that some people think that the squirting can only be acheived through G spot and that you can sometimes reach that place through the clit. So how many can do this clit squirt thing and who thinks it's actually a G and who thinks it's still not. Can anyone get a G spot and a clit stim w/ squirt seperately that can say that they are in fact the same or different?? I was just thinking about that last night after reading around in here

hmmm.... that sounds like a lot of fun. I think i'll buy some and keep them in the drawer for a special occasion.

That is a cool story holly! I swear we could have grown up in the same house!

Okay suzy you hit it! I had them both in the same direction! It works yay! Now I can't wait to find time to use it! Woo hoo!

I ordered the lucid dream no. 14 for myself for my birthday and I got it yesterday I was so excited I put batteries in it and can't figure out how to turn it on lol I feel like such a dork. Is there a trick to it or did I get a broken one?? I tried putting the batteries in the other way and everything. There was no instructions and I'm helpless. Anyone know??

LOL conceiving like bunnies?? that makes me lmbo! ha ha yeah okay

I never found my parents things, but ya know we weren't allowed in their room and it was locked for the most part so ha ha

lol, I have a great story! ha ha I went to a baby shower for one of my friend of a friends whom I didn't know very well. There were a lot of people there that didn't know each other well so it was sort of uncomfortable for everyone, not much conversations going on. There was a back room that the mother to be had designated for the kids that had come with their mothers to play in. She was not a mother yet, and her home was not very child proof, kids kept going in to rooms they weren't supposed to and running around a little crazily. The mother to be said it was allright to let them run and have fun. Anyway, one little boy who was about 3 1/2 found a vibrator that had a suction cup on the end and stuck it to his forehead and came running out saying he was a unicorn!! lmbo! Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! ha ha ha!!! The conversation went well afterwards ha ha I think everyone had somethign to talk about after that.

it may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!!

fun! I thought it would be more interesting... aside from the sex toys seems to be a normal office...

There's a lot of people like that around here too. I'm a very religious person, but I do not judge people at all, I think that's just wrong. God will be the judge. And I don't think that sex is a sin at all! I enjoy sex with my husband very much! Some people just get confused I think. Too uptight and uncomfortable to realize their own sexuality. Very sad!

hmmm... I've never heard of this, but I just added it to my shopping list! I've waxed before and with NOT good results, I didn't know what I was doing and ended up with a purple pussy. NOt a good thing, lol. Normally I shave, I have coochy but it isn't magic for me. I like it, but I still get irritated and ingrown hairs. So i'll try magic. Is it a wax? A shaving cream? How do you use it??

I have never had a problem getting anything shipped other than the DVD's. Are you from st.george? 1 1/2 hours from las vegas, sounds like about there, i'm sure you can find a few places that have this sort of thing. Most Novelty shops carry games like that. In Salt Lake there are a few and I know of some in Weber, Davis, and Cache counties but I'm not sure of any in the southern counties because I just vacation down that way.

My husband is 2 years older than me. Though I act 15 years older than him go figure lol

Im gonna update when he leaves for the weekend and I see my bishop again on Sunday. I called bishop last week and I left for a few days. That's why I haven't been posting. I just lurk off my cell when I'm out. I don't know what I'm going to do, but everyone is right that yes, he either needs serious help that he'll take or I need to get out. I know that the cops will arrest him, that's why I haven't called. I feel so dumb because all of my neighbors usually see him run out hucking my stuff accross the yard and stuff. Well ya, just have to wait until I can update. I don't dare start to write it all out here because he's here. But it'll be another long one like last time. You all are wonderful! I want you to know that. I haven't posted much but I feel like I know you guys and can talk here so thank you all for being so great to me.

I'm not far from the border at all but I don't know anyone I could get it to.... looks like I need to make some friends accross state lines. Anyone in Idaho or Nevada?? I'm really close to Idaho and pretty close to Nevada... lol oh well...

I have tried to order DVD's in the past and I get a letter that says that TT cannot ship DVD's to Utah, is that going to be that way with the free DVD's as well?? And why is that? Thanks!

I'm sorry Man that really is hard. You are a wonderful man for dealing with that the way you do, I have a lot of health problems but I'm still very young I'm sure when I'm older that I will be in the same position if not a little worse and I pray that I have a man caring enough as you to love me regardless of my health condition. Kudo's to you <3

lol never thought of it that way made me lol

That's what my parents and friends IRL keep saying. I did try to leave a couple of times a year or 2 ago, and it did get physical then one day he actually threw my bags at the wall that I was carrying out, held me down and took my keys from me and my cell phone and then locked me in the house and wouldn't let me leave. That day, he broke my curling iron, hair dryer and ruined all of my makeup when he was throwing things around. I keep thinking he's getting better and like right now I feel bad typing this because he's been really good while we've been going to counseling. I don't know how to leave. Lucky me, today on MSN there is a "how to leave your husband" guide, lol how convenient. I started my own checking account a year ago and had about 2 grand in it at one point, but when he kicked me out he kept my vehicle and so I spent half of it on a car and the other half on stuff for my daughter and I to survive because he kept everything, clothes, crib, food, car seat, etc. It's hard to think about leaving because he goes through spurts of great, and then spurts of aweful and so when he's really bad I decide to leave and then when I'm leaving he makes me stay until he can talk his way out of it. Normally it comes down to, if you'de keep the house clean, or put a smile on your face, or not go with your friends, we wouldn't have these problems. So then somehow he talks me into feeling guilty like its my fault and even though in reality I know it's NOT my fault at all it's just so much easier to say, sorry babe i'll try harder, and move on because after I take fault he's fine again for a few days or weeks. But if I try to tell him it's his fault he gets even madder and yells that I have to have the last word and all sorts of things until I just say sorry anyway. It's just a really easy way to stop the fight and have us move on. This is so difficult and I can't just up and leave we have a lease on our house which neither of us could afford sepperately and we have a business together and man this could be very difficult. I think I am going to go to the lawyer like the website says and just talk to them about what I should do. I don't know if I should bring it up in counseling or just be quiet for a while and see how it pans out. I just don't know...

Honestly we got ours last night and hubby loved it... possibly too much