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Fresh wood LMAO really are you guys punning?

I <3 you man!!! I dont mean that I would post either! At least I dont think so right now... Down the road if things keep going the way they are and my comfort level increases. Who knows

That is great! So funny! I am not really worried about it. It bugs me because it's uncomfortable and kind of hurts me!

Funny we were just talking about this last night. We are going to get a camera and do a video of ourselves at some point. We were talking about some amateur website that he used to frequent that shows small clips of people having sex. Then people get to comment, win prizes in contests etc. I don't know If I would ever feel OK about others seeing us. He told me that most of these people who did this had their faces blurred. We were talking about it because I have such a bad body image, deeply insecure about myself. He was telling me how I would be so shocked to see the diversity of people who have made these videos. Very overweight etc. and people would still comment and say how hot they thought the sex was! Interesting, I may wander over there and take a peek! Aiden: I would totally be all made up, dressed up and... messed up if you know what I mean!

A friend of mine did do something like this, on a regular basis. She knew a dude who got her into all this freaky underground swingers type of lifestyle. There was always some drugs involved as well . It was crazy from what she told me! I think it sounds extremely erotic. I would not partake in something like this now since I am married and determined to stay that way. The closest I ever got to doing anything remotely similar was, I was at this guys house that I would have accidental sex with on occasion. One time He had a friend over who I had also been with at one time. They were trying to get me to do a threesome. It was never spoken but ya know I could tell what was going on and I was not game.

LMFAO Yep that's pretty much how it goes!

"Just the tip just to see how it feels..." Did you see wedding crashers? LOL

IHOP (wanna go?)

OK LOL I will

You know it BABY!!!

Yeah I know that word I just think it sounds nasty... I have a handful of dirty words that I find ugly. Like the word "snatch" or "tit". I am weird I know. My friend hates the word "moist"...

The word plethora makes me laugh... Did you ever see the movie The 3 Amigos?

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YOU are HILARIOUS!!!! How do you even know that ??? LMAO! I always wondered about that!!! Kind of like Frappe... it's the sound it makes when you spill it.... FRAPPE... oops get the paper towels

Me too! Trojans irritate me. I like the pleasuremax ones. We have used the variety of Durex and they are all pretty good I wonder if it is the condoms that is causing the problem though...

Do you use condoms?

Does it happen to you during doggy style?

I am white and my husband is Hispanic. I have always been attracted to olive skinned men with dark features. I am blonde with very light skin. My parents, well my Dad didn't like it at first but after all this time he loves him. Our 3 children are beautiful!

I have an issue that surfaces from time to time and I wonder if anyone has a solution or has it happened to them. OK we use condoms but not much longer since he was snipped a little while ago. Sometimes I experience a suction of air while we are having sex, it feels like a bubble. I have to make him stop and I let it out I used to get embarrassed because I sounds like a fart LOL but whatever... After 13 years of marriage it's fine. Does this happen to anyone else? How do you prevent it? I think it is the condoms. I don't know for sure though.

LOL check out this clip of Saving Silverman. Steve Zahn is trying this on his kitchen floor. Hilarious! be patient it is a couple minutes for the scene... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdCH59PFpU...feature=related

So I guess I have some fans who requested a couple installments to my Miami story LOL So here ya go, Day 2 I slept till 10! I haven't seen 10am for at least 5 years! I took a nice bath, can't remember the last time I did that either! He got out of his mtg at noon and the plan was to go shopping at Lincoln Rd. We were there all day. It was in the high 70's, beautiful. We ate at a Cuban restaurant and just walked around holding hands giving each other the eye all day. Later that night we had dinner with his co workers at a little hole in the wall place where he kept putting his hand on my thigh under the table. It seemed to us that we were just passing time, anxious to be alone together again. We got back to the Hotel, and I put on my little chemise I had bought. It is low cut, short, pale pink with a black lace print all over it. "Oooh", he said, "I like that one!" He has a thing for little straps. He likes to see them fall off my shoulders. We sat out on the balcony for a few minutes it was such a nice night, warm and breezy. We kissed, it was hot and getting hotter. He opened the door and we went inside. "Do you know how sexy you are?", he asked. NO, I said, "tell me"... "YOU are driving me crazy", he whispered in my ear. I moaned "I love being with you." "you are my everything" He said and pushed me down on the bed on my back. He laid on top of me and kissed me deeply, my hands were up the back of his shirt on his bare skin. He was kissing my neck and took one strap off my shoulder. He worked his way down to my nipple and started kissing and licking it. (Did I mention I love that!) Then he did the other strap and did the same to the other side. I could feel the bulge in his pants as he ground his hips into me pressing between my legs. "Take off your pants", I said. He stood up and took them off along with his underwear and shirt. I love that first glimpse of his hard cock! It gives me a little shiver in my panties. I said, "come here with that"... he came over to me and brought his penis close to my mouth and I started slowly giving him head. I licked him slowly then took him deep in my throat as he moaned, "God, you suck me so good" I was so turned on, his cock was so hard and he was starting to lose control. Thrusting deeper in my mouth. Then his hand found my pussy. He started lightly stroking me and then slid his fingers inside me. I started stroking my clit. I was so wet. I was starting to have trouble concentrating on his erect penis in my mouth as I felt my orgasm building I was moaning and then I came. I kept sucking him as best I could . Then he stopped and walked away from me! "HEY what are you doing?" I said. He just smiled and went over to my suitcase. He pulled out my red velvet bag of toys."OH", I laughed, "OK" He chose my slimline g and my pocket rocket. He got the lube and started using the slimline on me. Sliding in and out of me while I rubbed my clit. Then he started using the pocket rocket on my clit also. I thought I was going to die! I was moaning and the pleasure was so intense I started cumming and cumming, I almost couldn't catch my breath. He loved it. He told me he wants to make me cum as many times as he can. I think it boosts his ego FINE with me! So I was still trying to give him oral at the same time but it was hard because of all the pleasure I was receiving. Then he leaned over and gently blew on my pussy. We use warming lube so the combination of the 2 toys buzzing away and the rush of heat was so awesome. (YOU HAVE TO TRY IT!) I almost couldn't take it. I started to cum and hard, I was moaning and screaming, "YES baby that's so good, FUCK!" "You like that huh?" he said. But I could not speak. He kept going and again I came multiple times. I had to make him stop. He turned me around, I was standing and could see myself in the mirror across the room. My face was flushed. He took off my nightie and bent me over the bed. He entered me from behind. "Oh baby I love that ass!", he said. I just moaned. As he fucked me I lifted my ass as high as I could, on my toes, spreading wider taking him deeper. I could feel how hard he was and I knew this was going to be the finale... "Harder" I said. Harder he gave me. I felt so hot. I felt pressure building inside my pussy. I knew I was going to cum again. I started clenching down on him. I was cumming again so hard. he was pounding me and I was contracting on his cock. Then he started to cum. He was thrusting hard and fast. I was burying my face in the blanket. As I came all over his cock, I said, "OH yeah baby give it to me". He was moaning loud and leaning his head back as he kept "punishing me with his pelvis." (I stole that from him, he says that to me jokingly sometimes LOL) Everything slowed down and we both collapsed on the bed exhausted. As I reached for him I told him, "I love you", and he said, "Oh Baby I love you so much"... Part 3 coming soon

Great story! I love those reminiscing ones! I have some very similar ones too

Had an experience in when I was around 14-15 not for me though. I love men...