You can't wear your thong becuase your in landscaping? I quess I don't understand, all I wear is thongs, and they are male not female thongs, and I'm in farming and retired military. I wear them because they are totally comfortable, keeps everything in the right place but feels like your not wearing anything. As far as wearing womens clothing, twenty some years ago Di came home and handed me a teddy and stockings from Fredricks and I have to admit by the time I got it on I was so excited that there wasn't enough material to cover my hard-on and I was leaking gooeys everywhere. Why should women be the only ones to enjoy beautiful silky and lacey things. Once and awhile a guy needs to feed his softer side, ecspecially when it turns his lady on so much. It's all in the name of good fun, and sex, which should be what life is all about.