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Thanks TQ only nine more months and I will be done, how have you been?

Hey every one I relized it had been forever since I had been on here and wanted to share some pictures of the reason why. Culinary school.

Way to go you guys, I read the blog and congrats you deserve it. Thank you for all of your hard work this site is amazing.

I agree with alot of what everyone said, The main thing to focus on is your core, I would recommend cardio one day, and core building exercises the next (push ups, pull ups, dips, etc.) womens health is a good magazine to pick up some new exercise. also on your muscle day it is important to work to muscle failure. also it is ok to do sit ups and crunches every day again you should always strive for muscle failure. there are really cheap and easy ways to do cardio the best is probably jump rope next to running that is I run two miles every other day.

LMAO i saw a buddy get chased by a dragon lizard after he poked at it. the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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welcome to the boards.

hey thanks Tyger i didn't even know about the foam *adding to shopping cart* Kim and I use spermicidal condoms as well a lot of people will tell you it's just a marketing add but I've always used them and no babies yet so i think i will stick with them.

Loved him to death

Hey there, welcome to the forums.

Welcome to the boards.

Very nice pic. What is she?

Gotta love my fuzzy!

see it's mouth looks like the predetor.

I thought I would start making amends here by protesting to the world how much I truly value my dear friend, who is always there and ever caring. I want you to know dear friend that you are always in my thoughts even on the longest of days, Because the conversations that we share are like a warm hug after a really bad day. I truly value every thought and opinion that comes across my screen, you always seem to know what to say to calm my soul, and make my day, like a warm cup of coco after a winter storm. I'm not the best with words and knowing what to say so I'll just be blunt like i usually am and say I love you Toyqueen and you are my best friend.

true getting married in Feb. TPBM needs a vacation.

I'm with you on that one and I gotta say I'm a fan of the fuzzy boots for some reason.

Hey TQ can't believe i missed this any way you know how i feel

Very nice WF, thanks for sharing.

THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better!! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major part of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili #1 (Mike's Maniac Monster Chili) Judge #1: A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge #2: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge #3: (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two Beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili #2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chili) Judge #1: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeño tang. Judge #2: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge #3: Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili #3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili) Judge #1: Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge #2: A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge #3: Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer. Chili #4 (Bubba's Black Magic) Judge #1: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge #2: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge #3: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with the refills. That 300-lb bitch is starting to look Hot...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili #5 (Linda's Legal Lip Removal) Judge #1: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge #2: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge #3: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili #6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety) Judge #1: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge #2: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic. Superb. Judge #3: I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that fat slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. Chili #7 ( Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili) Judge #1: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge #2: Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw a can of chili peppers in at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge #3: :You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it through the 4-inch hole in my stomach! Chili #8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili) Judge #1: The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge #2: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild or hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

I did work with the 101 and the 82 though pappy ...heres a pic I took from a blackhawk above baghdad

I love snow....and taquitos. Man I'm hungry!

it's the Jagermeister symbol, one of my friends who works for a distribution company sent it to me because i fell in love with the stuff in Germany.

Very nice pappy, I almost have the outline done on so i will probably post it this weekend.

Astroglide is my personal favorite all thought TT has one that most of the other members swear by. Glad I could help.