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  1. I've never been too tired. NEVER!!!!! Even after this one time when I was with the G/F before my wife, I had worked 18hrs straight that day (6am to 12am) and had to be up at 6am again to start at 7am and the day before 12hrs. I mean was so physically exhausted the second I got home my head hit the pillow. Well my GF comes in after being out with some friends bachelorette party where there was a male stripper. So she comes home slightly drunk and wanting cock. I didn't hear her crawl in bed or her requests for service. but I did wake up to her lips around my shaft. Granted she had to be on top because really there was no way that I was holding myself up at that point, but still she got her orgasim, then got off and finished me off with her mouth. Sometimes my wife is too tired. 2 young kids will do that to you. But often what I will do if I am in the mood but she is tired is I will give her a massage, but make sure to make some stops at key body parts. Sometimes she then wants it. Other times I'll use my fingers on her. Then I sometimes get pre-work sex or blow job. Or she will dress up for me that evening and ride me into the sunset. It all works out in the end.
  2. Cubans LOVE Canadians. I have never been, but a guy that I work with has gone a few times and he said they roll out the red carpet for you. And once there, everything is CHEAP! The flight is the most expensive part of the trip.
  3. Didn't really have one after the wedding. Lots of her family had come from Scotland and England so we stayed around to be with them. Sorta playing tour guide. Waited a year then went to Scotland to visit family. In a way I wish that we had of gone away somewhere. Even if still in the Province but to just be by ourselves for a few days. It is hard to shag like bunnies where there are all those people around.
  4. One time I was on top. Then my wife says she wants on top, so we try to do it without taking it out. Roll to our side, so far so good. We roll one more time and there she is on top and I didn't have to pull out. Never had been able to do that before. So she decides to see if she can turn around and be on top with her back to me. So she tries but my penis slips out. Oh well. So she moves to grab ahold of it and position to stick it back in. She puts her one hand on the bed. But by this time we are close to the edge and she misses the bed, slips and I get an elbow in the nuts. She was so sorry. Almost to the point of tears. But she did a nice job kissing them better Then this other time...wasn't during sex, but we were leaving Glasgow airport to head home from a holiday. We are at security and the woman at the x-ray machine is looking at my bag funny. So she waves me over. She asks me to describe the contents of my bag. So I run through MP3 Player, cell phone, camera, battery charger, my Guiness pint glasses, bottle of scotch (before the liquids restrictions). Then she says there is something organic that we can't figure out. So she says well I'll have to go thru your bag. So I say fine. Guess what is sitting on top? A half used box of condoms. I turned a little red. My wife packed them in there. I had no clue they were in there. She shoots me a smile. Then I remember...."OH, my heather gem!!!" So she says, that would explain it. So I am sort of repacking and she hands me the condoms and says "Hope you 2 enjoyed your trip to Scotland" and give me a wink. So I said very much so. I am so glad it was a woman and not a guy. I am way more comfortable talking about sex stuff with women...well other than with my best buddy.
  5. I love spooning and so does my wife. Leaves my hands free to get one finger on her clit and one on her boobs.
  6. I guess my list would look like: 1)Anal sex 2)Having a woman join with my wife and I 3)Sex in a public park 4)Having someone video tape (Wife and I have made a video but just from a tripod)
  7. I think porn skews the way that teens view sex. I think we all found out our first time that it isn't how it goes in the movie or the magazine. And then even when you have some experience that not every encounter is going to end up with the girl on her knees at the end waiting to get a load blown all over her. As for body image, I don't know if porn has as big an impact on women thinking that they have to look a certain way as the modeling industry does. Most girls in porn films have some meat on their bones. And really some if not half are NOT what I call attractive. Where as fashion models generally are these 5'10" 95lb poles that have never kept down a full meal in their life.
  8. My wife has a G cup (forget the band size) and she is like you. Sometimes she wishes that they were a little more perky, but she is ok with the size...well other than sometimes it is a bit of a search for the right bra for her. Although she has found a nice shop with knowledgable staff that can advise her properly. And I for one thank them everytime we are in there up until that point she was wearing illfitting bras even though the "bra expert" at the department store did a fitting. Now when she has the right bra they are perked back up and she doesn't mind putting on lower cut shirts any more when we have an evening to ourself. You won't believe the number of waiters that take a peek. But even in school, she was one of those girls that at the end of grade 6 she had these little pecks under her shirt then in grade 7 came to school with a C cup. She just blossomed over the summer.
  9. Shower. Soap him all up with my fav moisturizing bar and go to town. The water is a nice feeling to go along with my hand. No clean up at the end either
  10. I think I was in grade 12 when I first read about the male G-Spot. So I figured I'd give it a shot with my finger. What a difference! If you take your time and don't rush to the finish line, what a difference in the volume and force of your ejaculation. I've sort of talked to my wife about it. She knows that if I am lying on my back and she is giving me a BJ I enjoy her finger around my hole. But she won't put a finger in. Don't know why. She lets me from time to time.
  11. These stats go to 2006: Genital Integrity Incidence Rate Year 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 Northeast Region 30.4% 31.7% 33.5% 31.7% 32.0% 34.6% 35.4% 33.1% 31.1% 35.3% 33.6% 33.1% 36.4% North Central Region 19.9% 20.2% 19.1% 18.4% 17.1% 18.6% 18.6% 19.0% 19.0% 22.2% 20.5% 21.3% 22.1% Southern Region 35.3% 33.9% 36.4% 35.5% 35.4% 35.9% 36.1% 37.5% 36.0% 42.3% 41.5% 41.3% 44.7% Western Region 65.8% 57.4% 63.7% 62.0% 61.7% 63.3% 62.7% 59.1% 67.4% 68.6% 68.3% 68.5% 66.2% All Regions 37.3% 35.9% 39.8% 37.2% 36.8% 38.5% 37.6% 36.9% 39.9% 44.1% 42.6% 42.7% 43.9% Interesting that the North Central (I am guessing that includes the midwest and bible belt) have the highest rate of cutting. I had read that religious groups, and not just Jewish people, still have a higher rate of having their boys cut than non-religious groups. Just wondering if that stat supports that or if I am reading into it too much. There are other graphs here: http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/USA/
  12. The 2 of us had been dating for a few years already. She was still in university. I was in the 4th year of my apprenticeship. She was away for a 8 month co-op work term across the country. With 4 time zones between us for 8 months I really missed her. So 3 months into the co-op, I decide that I have to see her. So I head out for a 4 day weekend she had off. We had a great time together. It was hard to leave to go back to work. So 3 months after (Now it is Oct), I take a full week and go out to see her again. We had a blast and went out on a road trip together. Midway thru that trip, I knew that I wanted to be with her forever. So when I get back home I start ring shopping. Took me a solid month to find what I knew she would want. She doesn't like anything with a tall setting or thin bands. This one was perfect. So I buy it and take it home. Well about 3 days before she was coming home (which happened to be 2 weeks before Christmas), I am woke up at 2am by the sound of the smoke detector. At the time I was renting a suite in a house. Some electrical in the walls caught on fire. But smoldered in the walls rather than bursting into flames. So the place filled with smoke. I remember jumping up, throwing on some heavy jogging pants, sweater and a coat. Just before bolting to the door I scoop the bag with her ring in it and go. The short of it was that it was mostly smoke damage in the suite. But I couldn't live there till it was cleaned up a bit. And then found out that the City, since this was a 115 year old house, was going to make the owner bring stuff up to code. So I left to find a new place. When my soon to be wife came back she came with me to clear my stuff out and move it to my new place. When we were just about to take the last box, I asked her to check if I left anything in the bathroom. This gave me enough time to sneak the ring out of it's box and wait for her to come out. As she came out the door she said "I didn't find anything". So I said I did and showed her the ring. I really don't remember what I said to her. My heart was about to pound out of my chest. I was so worried that the diamond wasn't big enough or what if she didn't feel the same way? Sure the ring has a 100% refund policy, but I would be crushed. I think I said something along the lines of "Being away from you for so long has made me realize that I don't ever want to let you go. I will love you forever if you will be my wife". I didn't get a yes right away. She wrapped her arms around my neck and when she finally looked up with a few tears on her cheek she said yes. Really I had planned to take her on a walk and half way thru go to take her hand so she could feel the ring in my palm. But till this day I am always ribbed about why a smoky apartment would be my choice of venue I say I don't care. I got the girl didn't I?
  13. Thanks for the warm welcomes! I am really enjoying the limited time I have been reading.
  14. May I say your husband is a lucky guy! As for the stretch marks...My wife just had our second child. She used a cream to reduce them from the first child. I mean they are still there but not as they were or as obvious. After the second child they returned. She is using the cream again but still doesn't think she is sexy no matter what I tell her otherwise. I mean what does she think that thing poking her in the back is every night as we watch Jay Leno? The TV remote? I agree with another comment made. Sexy is about how you carry yourself. Women who are comfortable with their body are more sexy than the ones that are a size 1 and still complain about their hips and thighs. Curves are sexy. If I wanted to marry a broom stick I would have. And I am sure your husband feels the same way.
  15. Being a cut man I have a question about the bolded part What is the difference in feeling? I understand the part about oral sex. I have a friend that says she doesn't like going down on an un-cut man because everytime she has it has been a bad experience of what some people here have said with smell, smegma, etc. But at the same time she enjoys giving an uncut man a handjob because the skin moves and acts like a lubricating effect. Although I have a loose rather than tight circ so I get the same effect. But how is it a different feeling during vaginal sex? Because most foreskins retract exposing the head anyway. Just curious.
  16. Average around 3 times a week. Sometimes 4-5 especially if I am on holidays.
  17. My wife and I had the problem of me hitting her cervix doing it missionary. Because she likes to throw her ankles up on my hips with her knees pointing out. She says that it gives her best clit stimulation, but it allows me in too deep if we get too into it. So if we want it hot and heavy, I get her to bring her knees in so the back of her thighs restrict my depth.
  18. It's usually a 50/50 thing. I love eating at the Y but often my wife wants me to stay up at her head to kiss and stuff. My wifes jaw can/has locked. So she can only give for a certain amount of time. But when I do get it....WOW...feels like she is sucking my nuts out. Well worth the wait.
  19. A couple of times. Once in highschool, grade 12 with my GF. My GF's parents went out of town for a weekend but she was stuck watching her 14 yearold sister. Her sister leaves around 7pm to head to a friends to watch a movie. We wait 15 minutes to make sure she is really gone. Then we get down to business on the couch. Well 15 mins into that the door opens and in comes the sister. Forgot to take the movie with her caught us doing it doggie style. But all is well that ends well. We told her if she told, we would tell about the time we found her a little tipsy after deciding that a shot or 4 of tequila would be fun that she was hiding from her parents. The other time, our 2 yearold daughter walked in while my wife was on top. This was about 1am. We figured that we were safe and didn't lock the door (live and learn). Of course here comes the questions "Mommy, what are you doing. You said no jumping on the bed" cause she didn't see me. So I think my wife gave her the line of I am trying to wake up daddy. Good thing we had the blankets on.
  20. Hi! Just joined and thought that I would say Hi. I am looking forward to some product reviews and tips and tricks people have. I'm married with 2 kids. My wife and I live in BC, Canada. I am looking forward to some product reviews and tips and tricks people
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