I stumbled upon this while checking out a profile...no names mentioned.. I will apologize in advance for anyone who is offended, but we all have seen the Bush jokes..time for the dem turn! And yes, I can laugh at the Bush jokes! Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies, "These are not pigs.these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."