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The boss had to fire one person, and he narrowed it down to Mary or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first

one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover

after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said "Mary, I've never done this before,

but I either have to lay you or Jack off ."

"Could you jack off?" she says....."I feel like shit."

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The boss had to fire one person, and he narrowed it down to Mary or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first

one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover

after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said "Mary, I've never done this before,

but I either have to lay you or Jack off ."

"Could you jack off?" she says....."I feel like shit."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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LOL!!!

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