Members harmanwk Posted June 14, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for many years and had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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