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Mikayla... Now is the perfect time for this......

Ode to BOB and Ode to YOU

(Battery operated boyfriend)

BOB is unlike anyboy friend I have ever had

He never gets angry, lonely, or sad

He is employed. Yes he has a job

He has only one job and he does it right

Early in the morning, or late late at night

Time has no meaning to BOB you see

His sole purpose in life

is to please me

Now that may seem selfish, to BOB, No not at all

Whenever BOB is out

we both have a ball

He understands his place

and why he is here

If I don't feel like it, BOB dosen't care

He sits there quietly, back in his place

He understands, I need my space

However, if I am ready to go, and hot with need

BOBs got the goods. BOBs got the speed

BOB gets me going, again and again

BOB dosen't mind, if I bring a friend

He has helped me descover allot about me

and how truly wonderful, to me, I can be

He needs some direction and assistance, it's true

...and he can't hug me, and do what you do

He is not you and all that you bring

He'll never be as awesome as the real thing

As I said before, he can never do all that you do

Therefore, he could never replace you!

But there are those times

When you're not around

When I'm missing you

and I'm feeling down

BOB is there, and I close my eyes

I pretend he is you, there by my side

Those times, when I long for your touch

BOB helps me through

When I miss you so much

He'll never love me

or be my friend

But BOB will have to do

Till I am with you again

Lots of Love Chickie Doo... Or Chickie Bow Wow....

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I LOVE that poem....love, love, love, love!

Very cute! :D

Mikayla

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