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Wouldn't it be cool

if penis pills could peg

your little Mister Wiggly

half way down your leg?

A mixture of some plants

concocting special blends

proprietary nature

these growing penis trends

You know they say most women

polled across this land

sixty seven percent or more

prefer a penis grand

Now each day in our email

not one, not two, but ten

all having their own angle

each trying to lure in

Us men who tout we're average

that we don't need the pill

we're happy just the size we are

our jockstrap we can fill

Yet still they push and push

with guarantee they hack

three inches by the third month

or your money back

Be careful what you fall for

those bottles that they fill

and don't go chasing rainbows

for a non-productive pill

Instead try to be caring,

be sexy and romance

that lady you make love to

just needs a song and dance

Be rigid in approach

be stout in your command

and she'll shout HALLELUJAH

as you make your final stand !

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Very cute! :blink:

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