Tyger Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up inthe hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one ortwo every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted December 15, 2006 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 that was cool it amazes me how people get so caught in the most craziest things right i have to carried out for laughing so hard way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MysticLady Posted December 15, 2006 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up inthe hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one ortwo every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.OMG ! People believe the craziest things, for example:Someone tells you there are a billion stars in the sky, you believe them. But when a sign saids "Don't touch, wall wet" you have to see if its true .Liesl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted December 17, 2006 Members Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Tyger!! *roflroflroflrofl* Oh my gosh!! I can't stop laughing.I have to admit, that while I was reading through this, knowing you as I do, I wondered if you really did this or if it was a joke... until I got toward the end. *laughlaugh* I wouldn't have put it past you, though, to have told that poor (albeit numb) lady this!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 I have pulled pranks like this, but, alas, no, it wasn't me *this time*..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted December 17, 2006 Members Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 This reminds me of something hat one comic would say "heeeres your sign"Actually, I would have said "heres your billboard" lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted December 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 A man in Phoenix calls his son in N.Y. the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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