Nina Hartley's Anal Kinksters #1

[Tyger]

Well, to be totally honest, I am not really a huge Kink fan, or a Nina Hartley fan either. But, I got this DVD to view, and, well, it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. Plus, I am always open to new ideas. You never know what you might like until you try it!

This video did offer quite the selection of different kinky, anal fetishes though. From foot worshipping, legs in stockings, Sub/Dom, medical settings, and even smoking cigars, this film will satisfy most people’s fantasies. I loved the costumes, and role-play in this film. A variety of scenes are also a great thing about this film. Girl-on-girl, 3-somes, lots of oral, man with woman, and of course, anal.

You can go to a favorite scene with just a push of your DVD remote. Behind the scenes footage, website info, Bios, and a photo gallery will keep you entertained long after the 135 minute feature ends.

But, unfortunately, this film doesn't rate as one of my favs. But, who knows? It may become one of yours!

It’s all about attitude, confidence, creativity, and the adventurous streak in all of us.

Are you Kinky enough?

[doc_and_eris]

Nina Hartley's Anal Kinksters #1

Adam and Eve

Doc:

The first time I whacked off to a Nina Hartley movie, Ronald Reagan was starting his second term in office. She and I are the same age, which doesn't necessarily bode well for successful wanking a couple of decades later. Plus, this is an Adam and Eve movie, which in my book means lame attempts at plot, and a weird Cinemax-style porn experience.

In short, the movie was everything I expected, and less. The Eris and I were excited to watch some free porn together, but within a few minutes of the first scene (apparently Fabio and Courtney Love, filmed under heat lamps) we were reaching for the fast forward button. We kept the remote close by for the remainder of the movie. Nina Hartley does a voiceover, seemingly from somewhere in the corner of the room… a corner without microphones. The movie, rather than showing us flesh tones, bathes everything in a weird red-orange light that is probably meant to suggest sophistication but ends up being one of the primary turn-offs of the entire sordid affair.

I guess that this movie is supposed to be "couples porn," maybe a nudge-nudge, wink-wink way for us guys to get our girls to try a little anal. Well, The Eris and I are a couple, we love the porn AND the anal, and we wanted nasty girls being fucked hard in the ass. No such luck. I have to give it a thumb, and a penis, down.

Eris:

Hm. Ok, we fast-forwarded through a lot of scenes because it looked like they were just running through the motions with as much kink packed in as possible. As if they had a quota to fill and how much KINK can you cram into one scene? Latex and milk. Two transsexuals dancing, oh wait that's Nina Hartley, sorry. Bondage gear lacking bondage-y behavior. Medical alien speculum girl-on-girl porn. A true cornucopia of would-be kink in bad lighting, with bad audio.

I have to say that when they brought up the two-guys-on-one-girl, I thought we were going to be ok. Unfortunately the fake bondage gear meant nothing, the men looked bored and the girl was TOTALLY faking it.

This movie had potential for someone who is lacking in any porn experience or who wants to believe that kink is "romantic" somehow. I was hoping that noisy girl in the bondage gear was going to get a good slap, but no such luck.