Carmen Luvana Life Size Doll

[*Mikayla's~Man*]

Ah, Carmen Luvana - the beautiful blonde, big busted porn star. When I saw this 'life size' love doll in OUR latest box I was SOOOOO excited. Mikayla and I have wanted a love doll for while, so I anxiously awaited the perfect night to play. I must confess, when I took the doll out of the box I was very disappointed.

First of all, I do not know what 'life sized' means in adult sex toy lingo, but this little doll stood shorter than Mikayla - and she is short. The doll resembled a child's size - and looked like a cartoon. The hands and feet do not have fingers - they are "mitten like" hands - with no form. The face - well, let's just say it has a permanent look of surprise! I understand that the mouth is for oral lovin' - but in the meantime I was like, "uh, what is so surprising lady?"

Her hair is OK, not realistic,but I didn't expect it to be. It is blonde, and long and flows OK once you blow up the doll and sort of play "hairdresser." Blowing her up was not much fun - I eventually went and got my air compressor - that worked well. However, I had to sneak the doll out to the garage to fill her up, and then carry her back to my house. Of course, my neighbor was out in his garage and gave me the FUNNIEST look - I just waved and resisted the urge to wave the doll's hand! Then I thought, it would be cool to fill her with helium - but that is another story.

Her breasts were probably the biggest dissapointment. I am married to Mikayla - Mikayla has LARGE, PERKY TITS! They are beautiful. I was excited that this doll has big breasts but they were hard like those cheap children's masks and did NOT look realistic at all. The color of them also differs from the color of the rest of the doll - which I can only describe as "Barbie Nude."

I took the cyberskin "pussy and ass" out of the box - and I have to say, THAT looks realistic. It felt smooth, soft and sexy. You can use this sleeve separately, or you can place it in the doll. I decided to place it in the doll - and while if you concentrate ONLY on the private parts - you can think it looks more realistic. I prefer bald beavers - she is bald - so that was all good. The only problem with this was that the color of the pussy didn;t match up with the color of the rest of the doll - and the fact that the little vibrator thing that inserts into it hangs outside the body to turn on and off. IT kind of looks out of place - but oh well.

With the doll complete I only had one more thing to do - "use" her. Mikayla came in to check it out, and as I expected her to, she laughed. I was about to call this quits when she grabbed the doll, put it in front of her and said, "hey big boy, I am naked and ready, want to fuck me." That did it, I had to laugh and get it out of my system. I asked Mikayla to kindly leave - I am a gentleman and fucking another woman with my wife in the room didn't do it for me. While we have talked much about the threesome experience with using a doll, tonight was not the night.

I lubed up the inside of Carmen, and began to insert my penis into her. The doll kind of "jumps" up to meet you once you start putting pressure on her and you have to hold her down there to get into the plastic pussy. Obviously, the doll is light, so this poses a bit of an issue with keeping her DOWN.

Even with all the problems, the cyberskin sleeve felt REALLY, REALLY good! The vibrations are an added bonus of course, but you can control the tightness of "her" with a turn of a dial. I didn't turn her over to use the other orifice- I had no need. In some weird way, the doll was doing it for me. Not her body or her face, but the way the tight sleeve combined with a lower body AND the fact that Mikayla was in the next room, got me going good and soon I came right into the sleeve! I hadnt thought about how hard it would be to clean, but I was willing to deal with it.

Overall, this doll is what you would expect for the price. This is not a $5,000 Real Doll, but a fun, inexpensive way to add a little something to your private time. I have discerning tastes when it comes to my partner so for me, this doll lacked a little in the appearance category. However, for younger guys, this would be perfect - or for a bachelor party gift right on! I would also say that the masturbation sleeve can be used with the doll or as a hand held - I think that overall that is what is worth the price. Supposedly molded from Carmen herself, it is a realistic look and feel - even if it is placed within a lifesize Barbie doll!

So, if you are looking for a little love doll to spice up your private time - this is not a bad bet. While I am sure there are better, there certainly are worse. Also, while I am not sure if Mikayla and I will use her for a threesome fantasy, if you have good imaginations it just might work well for that. Keep in mind that this is a DOLL - not Carmen herself - if you do that, you will be just fine!

MM

Wanna LOVE Carmen??

[luvhim93]

roflmao!!!!!

this was the best review yet! it is a combination of product and your comedic tone... love it!

[Mike_d]

Great review! Hilarious stuff really, although I have to confess that I am a bit jelous, my wife and I have discussed the same thing of having a 3some with a doll and I have been hoping to get one for sometime. Oh well, that was a great review none the less.

Adding helium to a sex doll is hilarious no matter what you do with it!

Have you tried the oral or anal options yet? What did you think of them? Were the breasts completely immobile or rock hard? Could this doll be used for pearl necklaces?

[Mikayla1]

Ahhh....*sniff, sniff* I am SO proud of my hubby! I have taught him very well!

Let me add that while I did laugh my butt off when I first saw this "realistic" love doll - I do see it for what it (she) is - a DOLL. If you are inclined to do so, a threesome with her would be OK - you would just have to have a REALLY good sense of imagination. The biggest problem with this doll is that she is like a "Frank-n-pussy" - with different color breasts, body and pussy.

Oh well, if we use her for a threesome, I will make sure one of us reports!

[Tyger]

OMG!! The visual of the doll "jumping up" to meet you as you entered her just made me LOL!!! And the look of permanent surprise.....too funny.

The companies that make these outta try making the mouth a bit more closed, but soft enough to be able to enter her, IMO.

I hope Mikayla didn't feel "left out" in any way.

Great review!!