Tyger Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Mike was going to be married to Karen, So his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we never had any problems.""Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said toKaren, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. Shesaid, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."And they lived happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted July 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 LMAO, its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted July 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 hahaaha. good funny. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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