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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became

> aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He

> started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her

> back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

> Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his

> hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her

> waist.

>

> He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the

> other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle

> probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the

> returned to do the same to her right thigh.

>

> She was liking this.

>

> Then the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed..,

> she was totally surprised at this unexpected action.

>

> "Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered.

>

> He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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:lol: That would be my hubby at times !!! He's OBSESSED with the remote! LOL!!! Hence why we don't have a TV in the bedroom!!

Very cute!

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LMFAO!!! That is sooooooo funny

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