Found A Funny For The Day

[Tyger]

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named

Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and

before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost..

Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading

rapidly in his direction with the intention of

having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo

now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he

immediately settles down to chew on the bones with

his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard

is about to leap the ol d poodle exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if

there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in

mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he

slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the

leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had

me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole

scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this

knowledge to good use and trade it for protection

from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle

sees him heading after the leopard with great speed,

and figures that something must be up. The monkey

soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans

and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of

and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see

what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the

monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to

do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down

with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't

seen them yet, and just when they get close enough

to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour

ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will

always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and

brilliance only come with age and experience.

[jesso]

hahaaha - I can always appreciate a joke about another bullshit artist.

[krisleightate]

LMFAO, Love the jokes Tyger

[Valntyn]

Brilliant!