Members jesso Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 A little boy walks into his parents' room to see hisMom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees herson and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. Shedresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy andsometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.""You're wasting your time," said the boy."Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over andgets on her knees and blows it right back up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 LMAO too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sever2morrow Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Two prostitutes are standing on a street corner. The first one says: "My mouth feels like the bottom of a bird cage today."Her colleague replies: "Well, you did have a cockatoo in there last night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Just goes to show that kids see a lot more than we realize!!!I think "sever" has a bird infatuation........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 LMFAO You may be right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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