Tyger Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house.Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, orwhatever.You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole incrotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair oftennis shoes.Right in the middle of this great home improvement project yourealize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete thejob.Depending on your age you might do the following:In your 20's:Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair,brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because younever know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in thecheckout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.In your 30's:Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Changeshoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your handsand comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl runningthe register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.In your 40's:Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost emptyso you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she's spicy.In your 50's:Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your handsonto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutierunning the register smiles when she sees you coming and you thinkyou still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from yourbuddy's bait shop and it says, "I Got Worms".In your 60's:Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dogcrap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the holein your pants. The girl running the register may be cute but you don'thave your glasses on so you're not sure.In your 70's:Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the dog crap on yourshoes.The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.In your 80's:Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now youremember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart andwander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. The old lady that greetedyou at the front door went to school with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 LOL, reminds me of our Days at Wally World. We had such fun. LOL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Thats freakin hilarious. Thanks for the giggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted August 11, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Good one Tyger! Thanks for the funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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