Tyger Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 A MAN IS DRIVING DOWN A DESERTED STRETCH OF HIGHWAY WHEN HE NOTICES A SIGN OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE....IT READS:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHE THINKS THIS IS A FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION AND DRIVES ON WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHT. SOON HE SEES ANOTHER SIGN WHICH READS:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILES SUDDENLY HE BEGINS TO REALIZE THAT THESE SIGNS ARE FOR REAL AND DRIVES PAST A THIRD SIGN SAYING:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHTHIS CURIOSITY GETS THE BEST OF HIM, AND HE PULLS INTO THE DRIVE. ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT IS A STONE BUILDING WITH A SMALL SIGN NEXT TO THE DOOR READING : SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHE CLIMBS THE STEPS AND RINGS THE BELL . THE DOOR IS ANSWERED BY A NUN IN A LONG BLACK HABIT WHO ASKS, "WHAT MAY WE DO FOR YOU MY SON?"HE ANSWERS, "I SAW YOUR SIGNS ALONG THE HIGHWAY AND WAS INTERESTED IN POSSIBLY DOING BUSINESS.""VERY WELL, MY SON. PLEASE FOLLOW ME." HE IS LED THROUGH MANY WINDING PASSAGES AND IS SOON QUITE DISORIENTED. THE NUN STOPS AT A CLOSED DOOR AND TELLS THE MAN, "PLEASE KNOCK ON THIS DOOR." HE DOES SO AND ANOTHER NUN IN A LONG HABIT, HOLDING A TIN CUP ANSWERS THE DOOR. THIS NUN INSTRUCTS, "PLEASE PLACE $100 IN THE CUP THEN GO THROUGH THE LARGE WOODEN DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY."HE PUTS $100 IN THE CUP, EAGERLY TROTS DOWN THE HALL, AND SLIPS THROUGH THE DOOR PULLING IT SHUT BEHIND HIM.THE DOOR LOCKS, AND HE FINDS HIMSELF BACK IN THE PARKING LOT FACING ANOTHER SIGN:GO IN PEACE.YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWEDBY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted September 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted September 17, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I've heard this before and I laugh every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted September 18, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 What are we going to do about you OMG!!!!!! THIS IS FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gemini26 Posted September 21, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Seriously one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. Thanks for the needed funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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