Members krisleightate Posted September 22, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies, "Yeah."The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted October 4, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 ahhahaaha. nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blackcard Posted January 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 very funny and a great come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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