Tyger Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," He whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced And worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want...Garlic Chicken with steam vegable?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinky Twinkie Posted September 25, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," He whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced And worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want...Garlic Chicken with steam vegable?" Yo dat mess up.....but it was funny when you use the exaggerated dialect for a forigner( my wife thought it was funny as hell)Glenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted September 25, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 LMFAO that is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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