Members newvixen Posted October 13, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 If you can stand just one more blonde joke:Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leaveright behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, sohow would she know they went home early?The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spabefore meeting a dinner date.The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, butwhen she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to seeher husband in bed with her boss-lady!Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned toleave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go withthem."No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"Vix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Kinky Twinkie Posted May 24, 2023 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Also Readhttps://hotflav.com/98-year-old-mom-moves-into-care-home-to-care-for-her-80-year-old-son/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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