Newbie Robertapage Posted September 2, 2005 Newbie Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I just received 3 jelly dildos (vibrating) yesterday. My husband and I have NEVER had any toys, but I know he will think it is awesome that I have bought these. I need help on how to tell him/introduce these toys into our sex life. I can't just whip them out and say look what I bought... Right? Please help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot-pants-kate Posted September 2, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I'm on lunch at work Roberta, so this will have to be short. How 'bout something really sexy, then he'll associate "toys=hot sex."Maybe at the perfect time tonight, put one in your cunny, turn it on, give him a Baltimore Handshake, take his handle and lead him into the bedroom, then undress him with much passion. Let him undress you, but resist somewhat as he tries to pull down your panty. When he finds the dildo, he'll make "the connection". God i wish i could be in your place then, love, Kate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot-pants-kate Posted September 2, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 ps: No dig intended to peops from Baltimore, a Navy date of mine gave me the skinny on this. Girls in the "sucker" bars there practice it to get guys to buy them more fake drinks.But it's hot to do to an unsuspecting guy(giggle). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted September 15, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Forgive me everyone butt what the hell is a Baltimore handshake??? BUTT WHAT I REALLY WANT 2 KNOW IS THE PAUL AND PAULINE SILICONE VIBE FOR $89- CAN YOU USE WATER BASED LUBE WITH THIS PUPPY??? THIS SOUNDS LIKE ONE H O T T O Y FOR GIRLS OR BOYS...AND IF IT WILL HIT HER G SPOT IT SOUNDS ASS THO IT WILL HIT MINE ASS WELL...CUM ON GUYS ANY X PERIENCE HERE??? XOXOXO 12GAUGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted September 15, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 SPEAKING OF UNSUSPECTING GUYS HERES SOMETHIN FUN 4 THE GRRLS TO DO SOMETIME TO THEIR MAN WHEN YOU ARE OUT FOR A STROLL....WHEN HIS ATTENTION IS DIVERTED AND HE'S OBLIVIOUS 2 HIS IMMEDIATE SURROUNDINGS SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AND G O O S E H I M....THE FIRST TIME JENNIFER DID THIS TO ME I WENT STRAIGHT UP ABOUT 3 FEET AND GOT ALL KINDS OF DISCUMBOBULATED....TRY IT...BUTT BE WARNED...PAYBACKS A BITCH.....XOXOXO 12GAUGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot-pants-kate Posted September 15, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Forgive me everyone butt what the hell is a Baltimore handshake.........12GAUGE<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Hi 12G. Here is what a Baltimore Handshake is:The girl starts a fast conversation with a guy, usually about him -plenty of questions- and gets very very close to him so he can't see what her hand is doing; which is feeling his love rod thru his pants VERY lightly.You keep feeling only as long as he is talking and doesn't look down. You see how long he'll go with it.And of course after you stop you pretend nothing happened, deny all. He wouln't forget it in quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted September 16, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 WOW THAT WOOD B THE BEST KINDA HAND SHAKE EVER...YOU KNOW KATE IF THE GUY NEVER LOOKS(ED) DOWN AND KEPT TALKING HE MIGHT JUST GIVE YOU A NICE THICK MILKSHAKE...hehehe...THATS WAY FUCKIN' BETTER THAN A PLAIN OLD GOOSE...ITS WAY TOO BAD MORE WOMEN DONT KNOW SUM OF YOUR TRICKS---I WOOD L U V 2 HAVE THAT DONE 2 ME oh yeah oh yeah oh oh oh ohhhh......mmmmmmmmm 12GAUGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot-pants-kate Posted September 16, 2005 Members Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 ..........ITS WAY TOO BAD MORE WOMEN DONT KNOW SUM OF YOUR TRICKS.............12GAUGE <{POST_SNAPBACK}>12G my darling, i wonder how i should take that comment, lol. I'm easy going about this stuff so i'm really laughing. Not saying i never did or didn't, but if i did tricks, i wouldn't introduce the lucky guys to other women.'Not interested in the porn scene at all, but if i were more beautiful i would be interested in trying out for the Penthouse centerfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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