Ranch House Lust

[Tyger]

Howdy y’all, come on down to the ranch house for a darn tootin’ good time!

Lennox films brings you this 85 minute feature, shot in high definition, starring Joey Ray, along with John West, Jezebelle Bond, Katin, and Taylor Lynn. Hard work, horses, tractors, and a relaxing night at the house await you in this DVD.

Get ready ladies! Feast your eyes (and hormones) on Joey! He is a compilation of muscles, muscles, and, did I mention, muscles? Where he’s a bit too buff for my tastes, I did love watching all of those muscles flex, especially in jeans! What can I say; I love a man in jeans! The ladies in this film are also wonderful to watch. These ladies aren’t the stick figures that are becoming so popular. They look FIT, muscular, yet oh, so feminine!

There are only 3 sex scenes in this film, Joey riding up on his horse, finding a cowgirl lounging on a trailer full of hay, where he ravishes her, and she him, then he comes across a woman that just finished a ride, with her saddle placed on the tractor he drove up on, they proceed to have a lengthy scroggin’. Than, the final scene, which has a bit more of a romantic feel to it, another couple lounging in the ranch house, with a glass of wine, make long-luxurious love to each other. The scenes are long, and well shot. Definitely all heterosexual. No bisexual or lesbian scenes here.

This is one of the first films I’ve seen in a long time that actually STARS a man as the main adult star. Usually women are the main feature in adult films. Scenes start out in semi-slow motion, with loud music playing, the first scene has a country twang to it, second has more of a techno-mix feel, and the last is more romantic, yet kind of porno-sounding. Then the music fades into the background, still able to be heard over the moaning and groaning of the lovers.

This film was pretty good. They took their time with each scene, didn’t worry about dialogue, but just concentrated on the entrance and the whole sex scene. I enjoyed this film immensely!

Honky-Tonk-Badonka-Hunk

[Mikayla1]

Well ring my bell and butter my bisquit, this little cowgirl is ready for a good cow POKE! Sorry, couldn't resist! My immediate reaction to this film was CHHHHEEESSSSYYY. The opening scene has a honkey-donk-hunk riding on a horse.

Riding....riding....riding....riding....with cheesey Brokeback Mountain music. Then, he rides up on a beautiful ridge and meets a flat chested, not terribly attractive, in my opinion, woman wearing a bright, pink cowboy hat! I mean, really, do REAL cowfolk wear pink hats??? They start kissing and touching and the music is really overdone and covers up all the sounds. Then, the music dies down and you can hear the soft moans and urgent gutteral sounds, but then the music goes UP again. I found this very annoying. As well as the fact that this man had a beautifully shaved pussy in his face, but he wanted to concentrate on her asshole! So, if you like butthold lickin', this film is for you!

The 3 scenes are OK as far as sexuality goes, but not so great in variance. The second scene has - what appears to be - a 3 night blowjob! This poor girl is giving it all she has while the sun sets - then comes back up - then sets again. No kuddos for the editing team on that one. However, she does have some great skills - that unfortunately don't get rewarded by HER getting oral. Very disspointing - I ended up fast-forwarding that scene.

The final scene was my favorite - two people just kickin' it in the ranchouse...and some lust. Hence, Ranch House lust. That scene was romantic AND sexy. However, these scenes left a little something to be desired....maybe girl/girl action perhaps? None of that here - all fairly vanilla in my opinion. Probably a good film for porno newbies, as there is a definite emphasis on cinematography in this film, which women will enjoy. marketed as a 'couple's film' - this is definitely a slow goer for those women to watch, as opposed to a fast yank for the dudes.

While I enjoyed the hunky cowboy, I was unimpressed by the cowgirls. The sex was hot enough to get me off - but not quite my personal style. However, it is true what they say, girls should save the horse and ride the cowboy - it is a hellava lot more fun!

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