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A woman standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her

husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Honey, would you pay

me a compliment?"

The husband replies, " Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

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My mother would be lucky to get a glance when she said something to my dad.

My dad looks at football players more than he does my mom.

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LMFAO

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