Members pappyld04 Posted January 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distancebetween us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated onyou twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love,BeckyThe Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for anysnapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture ofBecky,Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he hadcollected from his buddies.There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who thefuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the restback to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zanej Posted January 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mommybaby295 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 thanks, my hubby and I both laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 LOL I saw this joke be played out on an episode of M*A*S*H too, and it was really funny then too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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