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Sexual Football QuotesThe hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

It's a game of inches.

That hole was so big; you could drive a truck through it.

When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

He found his tight end.

End around.

He had to stretch to get it in.

He gets penetration in the backfield.

He blows them off (at the line).

He bangs it in.

He could go all the way.

He gets it off just in time.

He goes deep.

He found a hole and slid through it.

He pounds it in.

He beats them off (the line).

He's got great hands.

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I doubt he'll be overly mad about that. Since the lingerie bowl is out the main attraction will be the commercials I'm sure. I hope he enjoys them and your halftime show!!!

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I see why men love football so much!! I may just pay attention this coming super bowl.

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Since they cancelled the lingerie bowl maybe they will set up the Bud Bowl instead. Some of the funniest ads you will see all year long. And maybe there will be another wardrobe malfunction to see also.

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