Members thurisas Posted March 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don''t have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There''s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer''ll tell you what''s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren''t yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don''t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Judy_2 Posted March 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 That was way too funny...Thanx for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted March 16, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 *ROFL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted March 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sexyliltrtl Posted March 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Okay this one is so funny we'll just had to share it with others!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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