Members thurisas Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged.Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 OMG!!! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 That's is funny! ROTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 HOLY COW!!! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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