Members pappyld04 Posted April 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Subject: how to tell you are marriedThree women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chattingabout their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all threewill wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.After a few days they meet up for lunch.The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he foundme with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me andsaid, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all nightlong.The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and Iwas wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, blackstockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in thedoor and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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