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Whats the most courteous part of a mans body?

His penis. It stands up so a woman can sit down.

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Whats the most courteous part of a mans body?

His penis. It stands up so a woman can sit down.

Haha, we have a saying in theatre " two lips on your organ are always better than roses on your piano."

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Haha, we have a saying in theatre " two lips on your organ are always better than roses on your piano."

both are good. I'll be telling my husband both tonight, hopefully he hasn't herd of them yet.

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Good one Kentucky! I'm on my way down to visit your beautiful state. R U in service now?

sorry i've been busy and hav'nt been on for a while. no I am not in the service any longer eight years was enough :D . Glad you and every one liked my joke. i'm a heavy truck mechanic now so I hear them from truckers all night.

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sorry i've been busy and hav'nt been on for a while. no I am not in the service any longer eight years was enough :D . Glad you and every one liked my joke. i'm a heavy truck mechanic now so I hear them from truckers all night.

Welcome back and congratulations on getting out. While I'm sure we all thank you for your time I'm sure you glad to be out!

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