Members pappyld04 Posted May 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 TRUISMS #1BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. KLEENEX: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.TRUISMS #2MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toohotcatmom Posted May 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 LOVE the DUST one....too funny!You are something else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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