Strange Qs At The Smithsonian Institute!

[pappyld04]

Strange Questions That The Smithsonian Museum has

Received

The Smithsonian Museum's phone answerers usually get questions like "How do you get

there?" "When are you open?" Etc. More detailed questions get shunted to departments

such as Anthropology. But every so often, you get funny ones. Here are some Cordelia

Benedict of the Smithsonian's telephone information services and Marilyn London of

the anthropology outreach and public information office have gotten over the years:

There's a mastadon in my back yard. Can you send some scientists to dig it up?

"There was literally a mastodon buried on her ranch," Benedict says. "She was right.

We referred her to the vertebrate department, I think."

Do you have the Original Bible? You know, 10 Commands, tablets, Moses, etc?

What's the name of the guy who invented the wheel? ("How do you know it was a man?"

London replied.)

Where do you keep the flying saucers you've captured?

Can a small plane land on the Mall? The caller was sure it could since "all those

planes in the Air and Space Museum had to get there somehow."

Is Fawn Hall's underwear on display? This from "two men in a Texas bar who obviously

had a lot to drink," says Benedict.

Where is the Ark of the Covenant? (Try Indiana Jones movies.)

Does the Smithsonian display Civil War planes?

Is the Smithsonian interested in buying the carcass of Bigfoot?

Will the Smithsonian sell the starship Enterprise, used for the popular "Star Trek"

television show? "She only wanted it if the transporter was in working condition,"

Benedict says. (The only life-size Enterprise at the Smithsonian is the space

shuttle of the same name).

Can the Smithsonian set up a caller with a hula teacher? "Actually, I tracked one

down for her," remembers London. "We have a curator involved in South Pacific and

Hawaiian culture, so she knew one."

How do you say "I'm thinking of you" in Apache?

Can you send "all the information you have on human evolution, even the secret

stuff?" from a grade school letter writer.

How about the coin George Washington tossed across the Delaware River?

Could the Smithsonian take a "petrified whale" off a caller's hands? He was referred

to paleontology. "I told him that means `very old biology,' and he said, `good

because this is a very old whale,'" Benedict recalls.

And one of Benedict's favorites: an offer to donate a collection of potato chips

resembling "famous people and animals."

[ladylove]

Love the Smithsonian. Spent hours there.

me too.

[pappyld04]

From what I hear you could spend a lifetime in their archives and never see it all!