Members pappyld04 Posted July 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced theonions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend ? an hour writing, then forget to take to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See"Magician." Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say"focus,...breathe...push..." Lipstick (lip*stik) n On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloringonly a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a nounmeaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also"tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, butconsider yourself lucky to get a card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Nice! Hey! Where have you been lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 1, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Sorry about my absence lately. I forgot my meds for a few days and have had to pay for it in spades. I'm working on a comeback though and have been taking them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Sorry about my absence lately. I forgot my meds for a few days and have had to pay for it in spades. I'm working on a comeback though and have been taking them.You're OK though right? Glad you're back I was just thinking, "Geez haven't seen Pappy around lately hmmm"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 1, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Sorry about that. Everything seems to be getting back to proper though! Thanks for asking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 YAY! we missed pappy. (and I'm using teh royal We to mean just me.) Glad your back and all is well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 *snicker* Cute list -- glad to "see" you again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.