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United States Redneck Special Forces....Yes Siree, Bob. They can do the job...Git-er done!

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

This is one of 500 country boys who will be dropped off into Iraq. They have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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LMFAO Good one!

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Which wife are we sending to find Osama's ass? We all know that you can't hide from a determined wife. She will find him!

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Hot4hubby, if we showed you a picture of Osama and told you that was your hubby and he said he wasn't about to come home for R&R how long would it take you to find him?

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