Tyger Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 When you have one of those 'I Hate My Job' days, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made byJohnson & JohnsonBe very sure you get this brand.. When you get home, change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kentuckyjoe Posted July 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 When you have one of those 'I Hate My Job' days, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made byJohnson & JohnsonBe very sure you get this brand.. When you get home, change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! lol i'm so posting this at the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted July 19, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 LMAO!And great timing for me, too - thanks Tyger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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