Southern Charm

[Tyger]

SOUTHERN CHARM

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an

endless wait in the LAX airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy

man.

The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the

conversation centered on whether they had any children the California

woman started by saying,

'When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for

me.'

The lady from the South commented, 'Well, isn't that precious?'

The first woman continued, 'When my second child was born, my husband

bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.'

Again, the lady from the South commented, 'Well, isn't that precious?'

The first woman continued boasting, 'Then, when my th

ird child was

born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.'

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, 'Well, isn't that precious ?'

The first woman then asked her companion, 'What did your husband buy

for you when you had your first child?'

My husband sent me to charm school,' declared the Southern lady.

'Charm school?' the first woman cried, 'Oh my God! What on earth for?'

The Southern lady responded, 'Well for example, instead of saying 'Who

gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious?''

[mystofpric]

'Well, isn't that precious?'

Isn't that what the church lady said?

[pappyld04]

Now we know for a fact that the South will rise again! Just not under firepower this time! Those Southern girls cannot be beaten!