Tyger Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a veryattractivewoman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch foramoment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?''No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?''What's so special about it?'The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I amwearingpanties!'The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,'Damn thing's an hour fast.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 LOL good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HezRae76 Posted September 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Very funny! love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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