Members chloegirl Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 A couple vacationing in Jamaica were stopped by a street vendor who said "Hey mon, I have the deal of a lifetime for you. These sandals will send your sex life skyrocketing to 'da stars! I guarantee it!" Not that they believed him, but they were nice enough sandals at a good price so the husband bought a pair and proceeded to try them on. All of sudden he got a wicked gleam in his eyes that the wife hadn't seen in ages. Then the husband grabs the street vendor, bends him over and starts to hump him like a mad man. The street vendor screamed "Stop mon, stop.....you've got dem on 'da wrong feet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 A couple vacationing in Jamaica were stopped by a street vendor who said "Hey mon, I have the deal of a lifetime for you. These sandals will send your sex life skyrocketing to 'da stars! I guarantee it!" Not that they believed him, but they were nice enough sandals at a good price so the husband bought a pair and proceeded to try them on. All of sudden he got a wicked gleam in his eyes that the wife hadn't seen in ages. Then the husband grabs the street vendor, bends him over and starts to hump him like a mad man. The street vendor screamed "Stop mon, stop.....you've got dem on 'da wrong feet!" Thanks for my morning laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 OF COURSE, LL and I would be the first to dive on this post! LMFAO! FUNNY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tkla Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 OH MY GOSH...That was freakin' hilarious!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 OF COURSE, LL and I would be the first to dive on this post! LMFAO! FUNNY!!!!You know it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted December 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 You know it...HA HA HA I was like Oooooh shoes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members kisskat Posted January 18, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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