Tyger Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Irish Blonde at the Casino A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are honest. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted February 14, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 LMAO!Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted February 14, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!That was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted February 14, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Hmmm, I'm irish, and I could dye my hair...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted February 14, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Hmmm, I'm irish, and I could dye my hair......And we know you have the smoking bod for it .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted February 14, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 NICE! See we know what we are doing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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