Members pappyld04 Posted February 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse."My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Bill."What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died."Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well." Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?"To which the man replied, "Get in line." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted February 22, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 hehe, i don't have wife or mother-in law, but um, can i borrow that dog? i know some people who could benefit from being bit, and by that i mean i could benefit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted February 23, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I would be willing to rent out that dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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