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Subject: FW: medecine

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An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my

country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it

into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county

is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into

another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more

advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into

another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed

the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in

medicine, we can take an A$$ hole out of Chicago , put him in the White

House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"

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LOL

Read this one to my family. Everyone got a chuckle! ^.^

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