Members ladylove Posted May 13, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Asking for the ImpossibleThis guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy.The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else.The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women.The genie than said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members raniedaize Posted May 14, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hahaha. I had to e-mail that to my dad. It's so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shdowulf39 Posted May 14, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hahaha. I had to e-mail that to my dad. It's so funny.nice post!!I have a little wall plack that says.God made the earth and rested.God made man and rested.Then god made woman.And since neither god nor man has rested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 15, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 nice post!!I have a little wall plack that says.God made the earth and rested.God made man and rested.Then god made woman.And since neither god nor man has rested.cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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