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12GAUGE

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12GAUGE last won the day on January 18 2019

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  • Briefly Describe your last sexual encounter:
    It was really Hot. She's a freak too.
  • My Favorite Toy
    the one thats gittin the job done (at the time) hehehe
  • About Me
    I'm a freak in disguise. Small town Murica.
  • Location
    Quite Nipply currently
  • # of sex toys you own?
    Do TRUCKS count? Bit of BDSM toys-use your imagination.
  • Marital status
    Not Telling
  • What is your age & gender?
    Old organic male 65 Redneck

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  • Interests
    Movies, old RnR, CW, web surfin', the usual guy stuff minus sports.
    Hot anal sex with a hot Mistress or sub/switch gal Spanking flogging enema play.


  • Location
    Small place NW Warshington state
  • Gender
    Male

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    don't have MSN sorry
  • AIM
    MOLON LABE

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  1. Women when in the throes of intense passion when their lover or lovers are basically fucking their partners brains out the introduction of a small dildo that's well lubed into the mans backdoor and I speak from personal experience intensifies his orgasm via his balls and cock. What's more the man will enjoy intense sensations he's not likely to have felt before. When I was younger and working if I'd had a fun day fixing potholes with the tractor I'd take a hot shower and often fuck myself with Mister Big as the hot water washed over me. Then I'd retire to my bedroom for on average a 10 or 12hour fuckathon with mainly just my dildos. My favorite dildo back then was and IS MISTER BIG. Big fills my ass just right but leaves room for the back and forth and IN and OUT. Plus I learned if one twists half a turn in or out or both in and out it FEELS WAY BETTER and I'd get several hundred little O's that felt so divine I'd have to stop and rest. Checkout ANAL Avenue...
  2. Some folks like cool water Enemas in HOT Weather. Personally I'd never use cold water. I've also heard distilled is your best ticket. Distilled because it's soft water with no minerals. I always took my enema water right out of the shower head with No Ill Effects. My best advice is do your DUE DILIGENCE. Enema info is out there it's just extremely difficult to locate. Some of the porn sites have some info. Enema porn is mostly EL FAKE O. I hate that. XNXX.com XVideos.com and FUQ.com are 3 places I've found the last 2 months. There's a Frenchman who LOVES to give young women Enemas and his videos are always a Hoot. He gives REAL ENEMAS TOO. He has some nice equipment too. A nice soapy enema with Ivory or Doctor Bronner's liquid soap. Hold at least 10m so the soap can do it's job. Keep rinsing until rinse comes out clear. Then 2 Drops of Peppermint extract oil 100% Pure per 2 quarts of (I like) Warm water. Hold for 10m if you can. Surely you can retain some nice peppermint rinse for 10-15m. If you're not cramping or having discomfort your asses will taste Lovely. It's a wonderful feeling having a well versed tongue rimming your backdoor....
  3. Oki Doki there Crazy Cat everyone is forgiven.. It is a lazy Friday afternoon here out west. Does aneone here know what the 5 FREE sex toys that giveaway is giving away?? One of them looks like My Mister Big finally had the suction cup part fall off. I gotta checkout those free sex toys as one looks like a decent sized Rabbit........ Toodles anally to all my friends here...
  4. Beautiful pussy Nancy. I have always been fond of Anal toys. One I wish I still had it was 7 or 8 inches long about 1" diameter. Similar to anal beads imagine the beads shoved together a bit like RIBS so as one pushes it in and pulls it out ones sphincter doesn't want to release those lovely beads. Well combine the in and out with speed and just jam this toy in and out furiously it arouses the nerve endings and can really send one to the Moon without ever leaving ones boudoir.
  5. That makes us even then as most of the time when I'm horny and at home I LOVE to jack off while watching lesbians getting it on. I love to watch 3 or more hot girls as they finger each other eat each other out French and use strap ons and take an aggressive posture as they lay pipe so to speak. Anyone here that likes/loves to watch or partake of hot lesbians or just women curious about other women that way know what I mean. Two gals I really enjoy watching are Lilly Cade and Nina Hartley. Lily Cade is a young aggressive short haired queer-Butch Dyke that really tears up gals of the same age as well as seducing older women. She often has her strap on under her jeans and she wastes no time fucking her most recent conquest. Lily has a fingering technique quite intense and could be construed as rough as she throws her prey around and fucks her latest conquest as an Alpha male would jump a Hot Skinny Babeliscious and fuck her brains out. Nina Hartley is an older gal in her mid 50s with big tits who has been after teen aged snatch for I'd say the last 20+ years. She also will jump well built teen boys or men wasting no time deep throating their thick long cocks. The way I enjoy Nina the most is when she wears a Dominatrix outfit and takes turns spanking cropping flogging and laying into asses with a cane or switch. She's also quite skilled with electric toys like e stim and I'd Love to watch her use a Violet Wand. In 2007 I attended a sex positive workshop out in the woods. Not knowing at the time what a Violet Wand was I sat mesmerized as I watched a voluptuous Amazon woman in a tight floor length gown with slits up her sides as she used a Violet Wand on a well built man on his most sensitive places. Touching lightly his balls and shaft she always got quite the rise out of him. She was quite wicked to him and one could easily tell she was enjoying his discomfort.
  6. Fifteen to 20yr ago I often used a mirror while jacking off a special way. A bit older now my methods have changed. I see you're new here. Well welcum to here. I may be old fashioned but anyone that gets too close to my pecker with anything sharp will wish they hadn't. Wellcum to TT.
  7. Well square be looking for those possible discounts when you hit the BIG 5 OH. Now it's been my experience most places like restaurants won't volunteer a senior discount. You have to ask for it. Chain restaurants are more apt to give discounts IMHO as it makes them look good. I've been to chain eateries and yeah their grub tasted fine. Like this morning. I didn't eat hardly anything the day before and I was hungry I just wasn't famished. So I went to a local ma & pa place and got a massive omelet with raw spinach and tomato covered by Swiss cheese and that was covered in Holandaise sauce. Sixty six years old I'd NEVER had Holandaise sauce in MY LIFE. Extremely Yummy. I will have that again. Couldn't even eat it all. It's chillin in my icebox. The joint has been there 38yr and they will close 8-31. Owner wants to retire plus she was squeezed out by the railroad and Eminent Domain. I am pretty heartsick over it. So I'm pretty pissed off over it. A Library is to be built there. I got nuttin against libraries but DO have a bad taste in my mouth over government fucking people over. If the higher ups here don't like where I've gone with this post feel free to delete the twitchy parts. Buy Local. Screw the chain stores.
  8. Wow what a Hot Assed story.. I think his problem with eating you out was some guys think it's gay to eat their own cum. I routinely lick my hand clean. I eat lots of citrus and I've learned eating oranges makes my cum sweeter.
  9. For starters I wasn't drunk 17hr ago. My deep voice is gaining some traction here. Hoochee coo😁
  10. No shit Sherlock. You look like you slept standing on your head and never learned what a comb was for. You should get a couple nights good sleep shower up WASH that hair and COMB IT and eat a pile of eggs taters pineapple grits ham green vegetables and wash it down with milk.
  11. AARP is a BS outfit of the lowest caliber. Three or four people at the very top skimming funds right off the top.
  12. That's a mighty pretty vagina lil Lady. I saw sum butt plugs the other day and they had like a red or blue jewel on them. The plug itself was very small IDK could it be a Training Plug?
  13. Very JUICY very NICE In the Produce aisle look for a cucumber some of the ladies here may have grown weary of shelling out big bucks for thick long Dildos. It's called a Mexican Cucumber. I saw these 2 or 3yr ago. I seen them a good 16INCHES LONG ladies if I'm lyin I'm dying!! Girth up the wazoo 3 & 4inches by the pound. I wood warm them up in microwave or leave out. When you're finished with them just wash and cut them up and eat them. I likem dipped in Uncle Dan's or sour cream.
  14. YABBA DABBA Doooooooooooooooo Some a y'all ought to try a Nectarine peach sometime. They are sooooooo dang Juicy juice will be running down your elbows and you'll be feeling like you need a shower or have a good friend lick your arms for ya.
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