Tyger Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super....'On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch' 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Im not stereotyping, however...How to spot a " Gay Terrorist "Apologies if this has been previously posted or offensive to anyone, I found it humorous. Though I'd share. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Too funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team l8niter Posted March 12, 2016 Review Team Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 that's funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted October 12, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Well I surely didn't expect that when scrolling down. I'll never like that style of shoes again without seeing that fellow. Black would have been sharper or red. His physique tells me he has a nice long Johnson, a real game changer. Any ladies here that agree? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I love the Queen bit. Too funny Guy is actually hot but dress... hmmm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted July 18, 2017 Members Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 OMG!! Love the Queen bit...that was the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H. Housewife Posted October 19, 2017 Members Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 That was hilarious 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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