LilGreenPuffer

I won! I won! I won!

My shower's wall has very small tiles, so it can't seal.

I knew that... Yep...

I told Mom I'm having a bladder problem and added when she asked that sometimes I pee unexpectedly, and that I wanted to make an appointment. She said absolutely. *sigh* Spectrums aren't my fave. ETA: My gyno, who works for the college, is closed till school starts back up. Now I have to find someone new. ETA again: Made an appointment with a doctor who my mom knows. She can't see me for a couple weeks, so I've got a fair wait.

I usually lie on my back with my knees up or legs stretched out mostly straight. I really want to work out something for my suction-cup dildo, but the bathtub edge is in a bad spot where my knees hit the toilet... plus it feels gross because my sisters leave a mess. I need to get a chair with a smooth seat.

I said books, though what I actually read is erotic fanfiction. I prefer the written word. Most porn is too airbrushed and/or corny for my taste.

^^^I lost mine horseback riding. And you gotta start somewhere, right?

Ugh, yes, their love life is very much alive and well, though Mom's 56... Sometimes I hear things I don't want to hear... I FOUND A SEXT FROM MY DAD ON HER PHONE. (No, I don't snoop, she asked me to answer a text from my sister while she was driving.) The bladder problem idea is good. Thanks.

I found the best deals on Amazon. <.< I'm a poor college student who's also about to get her first car - can you blame me? But I get almost everything on TT. My mom would flip out if she knew what kind of money I've spent on toys at TT... If all goes well with at least one of these toys, then my next project is to figure out this really strange peeing thing. Playing with my toys is no fun when all I can think about is whether or not I'm about to pee and how I'm going to get an appointment with my gyno without my parents asking too much and how I'm going to explain to my gyno that I'm peeing instead of squirting... Bleagh, this is not fun.

Will do.

Thanks. I placed my order! I got the pretty green one.

Liv, Elise, Mia, Siri. Argh, I really want to get to hold them and turn them on for a minute. I really want to know how strong they are and how quiet!!! No toy stores in my town. Well, I guess I'll get Liv and Mia. I'll post thorough reviews, if anyone's interested. I know I'm pretty iffy about spending this much money on a toy that I don't know for sure will be amazing, but, eh, I guess I can take a risk.

I've read some reviews that say it's strong and some that say it's weak. I demand strong vibes! How strong is strong to you? This would be for clitoral use... I'm not usually too worried about vibe strength when it's going inside my doo-dah.

Shoot. How am I gonna explain this to my parents?

Okay, it's definitely pee. It was yellow, smelled strongly of urine, and wasn't accompanied by an orgasm, earth-shaking or otherwise. WTF.

This one is supposed to be stronger, according to the site, but TT doesn't carry it, so, no reviews. http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme&groupName=SIRI&infoType=detail

I've looked at nearly everything on the shopping site, and I'm pretty interested in the Lelo stuff, but I've been reading reviews on this and other sites that mostly say that the Lelo line tends to have weaker vibrations. True? Their shapes and materials appeal to me, and the noise level sounds amazing. But it has to be strong. Tyger, I really like the look of the Lucid Dreams, except that I'm not sure how I'd like jelly, and most of the external vibes seem to be jelly, or else they're bumpy, and I find lots of little bumps painful.

Can anyone tell me if the vibrations get very strong on the Nea?

Is this vibe primarily for internal or external stimulation? I'm a little confused on that one. Also, how many levels (not modes) of vibrations are there?

And sexy is as sexy does, too! Sometimes *acting* sexy makes me feel sexier... And then I look sexy, too!

Today, lovely. Perfect. It's air-conditioned in here.

Not too too hot, but really humid. At 9am, I delivered a package to another building a block away, and my hair was soaked when I got back.

You know what I'm more likely to get embarrassed about? How much time I spend naked! I sleep naked, and even when it's daytime and I'm alone in my room, I like to admire and touch my body. Probably more than I should.

I was going to suggest the Wand as well. VERY strong. But it's also very big and very heavy - you have been warned!

Mikayla - Nope, never had one like that. Still working on that whole "not thinking about it"/"just enjoy it" thing. Well, working on not working. And because this "am I about to pee" thing keeps popping into my head, it's not exactly a relaxing experience when it happens - when I get the about-to-pee feeling, I usually tense up and it doesn't happen and there's no orgasm at all, much less a really good one. My ladies' doctor is the one at the Student Wellness Center, and I don't really know her well. I've only been a couple of times, just once a year to get my birth control refilled. (If I was sexually active, I'd probably have been an extra time or two, but I'm not; the BC is because my periods are so painful that I thought I had Endemetriosis. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have gone till I hit 21 or wanted to have sex.) I'm not due for another appointment until winter, and I'm not really sure that I want to explain why there's a copay six months early to my parents...