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I am kinky as fuck. Were I a bit as fucked up as I am now I'd be "Don't listen to me fellas...............

Were you speaking to me Tyger? No itinerary here but sum years later I member it was for sure in 2007. A 7 day Event. At the least I shoulda gone with the full rig for 3 days and 2 nights. Camping wise I mean. If y'all knew how I was brought up likely you'd understand. Tyger I'll give you (and the World) what I got. PM on route.

Dayuuuuuum that just gave me a woody

You do put pen to paper in a most provocative manner H Housewife.

I usedta run a CASE 580L. I'd always chuckle at some point when working a water problem on the Hoe cuz I was getting paid and having fun on a fancy Tractor. There was a Chev C60 5yd dump truck too. Never been on a dozer to run it. A couple of times I've run those Bobcats. They are FAST and skittish. A friend once turned me loose on an old Ugly Skidder for about 20m. I had a ball!!! I run up on a young pine maybe 35-40 foot tall full bore on that monster. I could FEEL the tree underneath as I rolled over it. Tree sprung back up pretty as you please none the worse for wear. It was like getting goosed. Ya ever been GOOSED? That's a story for another time. That skidder had 3 contols. Foot brake. Foot throttle. Hard 2 explain it. Forward or Reverse was on a ball joint with a single stick. Straight up was forward. 5 oclock was reverse and to the right. 9 o'clock was a 90 to the left going forward. It was SCREAMIN' LOUD and I was having a BLAST Woot Woot!! Got a ride once in an M113 with 10 or 12 screamin' 12yr olds. Sat up front on the right at a 45 behind the driver and right under the top hatch and the 50BMG. Big Rack me thinks you're gonna liven things up round here yes indeedy.

I think I'm still in the Welcome thread. If this is the case then by golly: Howdy Hay Big Rack and Welcome from NW Warshington State Today!! Reading your profile had me fairly mesmerized. You sound all fired up Country Girl. Wouldn't doubt it a bit if your main ride is a Pickup Truck. Likely a 4 by. If you're on acreage I'd bet there's a Tractor or 2 in a shed. And target shootin'. You've stirred a predilection in this young old timer. And I THANK YOU 4 it!!

I cracked up when I saw picture 1. Gives new meaning to Hot Dog.

I am just too relaxed. This is my Standard Greeting Elda. Howdy Hay from NW Warshington state today.

Don't know what to say was a line in a show I was watching once. Great program ran many seasons. Has evolved into a cult classic. I barely pop in here 3 or 4 times a year or less. Half hour ago I was at XHam. Now I'm here. I'm all over the web 2 day.

Abbygail I just read your deal here 3 times. Just repeat to him what you've told us here. I'm with Tyger. End it in person not phone email ot text. Then get on with your life. Buy a new toy (TT has Excellent customer service) and toy your brains out. Or tie on a snoot full. That's what guys do. Sometimes. Abby the psychologist sounds like a real piece of work. I've run into folks like this. Dint care for them. Hope you bought a nice sexy outfit went grocery shopping and knocked all the mature men's brains right out. I've found some women dress to the nines and drive us all CRAZY. Hubba hubba.

Well based on the 12yr I've been here I'd prefer to keep it loose here and discussing the topic at hand and that's everyone is having a most excellent time.

Thank you so much Tyger fer the kind words. Got a question for ye. Are all of the folks logged in here as *somebody* the anonymous crowd vs regular folks here? Also is there a thread Welcoming New Members here? I should think there wood be.

H Housewife seems relatively new here at 47 posts however she knows her way around a charged up erotic story. She put my RPM's in the Red zone. I say Welcome to H Housewife and I'll be looking for her prose from here on out.

Tyger per the "sorry I don't think you don't get it" thing going on no sweatareno. We are good.

Well I wonder who it was that liked my post here? Will you show yourself?

I'm still here and life continues.

I agree Hillary would have been a nightmare.

Tyger per the "sorry I don't think you don't get it" thing going on no sweatareno. We are good.

It's coming up on 4 months 4 me. Never been married either Purple Lover. ------------ Back on June 11th of 2016 Piro was about to hit 21. She also mentioned "her family would disown her if" my kin is the same way. My birthday is 10 miles I mean 10 days out and I just scored a dynamite stereo and installed in my truck. I'm pretty jazzed.

At this moment I am better than half in the bag. Far as I know her and me is still Oki Doki. Watching a bit of TV. Got Mamas Family on the Idiot Box.

Hay Tyger ain't saying MN is bipolar right near saying she is (some examples forthwith) totally OFF her meds, missing a few cards in her deck or my personal favorite: BAT SHIT CRAZY? Not to go political but there's a few dandies said about those folks tho were surprised nay shocked to learn Hillary did not receive enuf votes last year on November 8th. I've heard some interesting phrases referring to the protesters recently. For some unknown reason I can't conjure up one colorful remark I could make regarding those folks.

Earlier in the week like 3 or 4 days ago we got us some SERIOUS WIND. We always get a shit ton a wind in March in my locale. Luckily for me I had enuf provisions I dint need to drive anywhere. A few times at night it was blowing so fiercely it woke me up and I raced to my window only to see garbage cans skittering down the street. So I checked my 2 cans. Both on the lee side, out of the wind blowing out of the SSW. No rain just easily I'd estimate it at 50MPH sustained. I did feel compelled to lay down my trash can and weight it with a bucket with 50# of sand and it's still there half a week later. We did have a reprieve long enuf for me to get sum propane and udder needful things. Haven't lost power not even a flicker. I have seen the tree trimmer trucks out in the county recently. Up here the state uses ASPLUND tree service. These folks KNOW their business.

Thank you kindly for the Like GirlCrush. Well I finger it was you.

Well GirlCrush just because I'm a self admitted old Redneck don't mean I'm super fuddy duddy in my sexual likes.