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My darling Kate-I was hoping you would be here today. Since we are all being upfront here I have some thots on this subject too. I got a late start in life sexually speaking. I was a senior in high school when one night after getting home quite late after going out w/my buds I started jacking off. Well I dont remember if I had a cum. I do remember the look on my Moms face when she opened my door the next morning w/o knocking like she always did and saw me naked with my hand by my cock. I was hung over so my reaction time was lousy and she had seen WAY TOO MUCH before I realized I should cover myself...she wouldn't hardly talk to me for 2 weeks. I don't know if she told Dad cuz he never said nothin' to me about it. In fact nothing about "that" was ever mentioned again...talk about feeling guilty...I was sure I was probably goin' straight to hell as we were church going folks (fundamentalist Bible believing Christians). This is the first time I have ever told anyone...actually I just told THE WORLD. I know,well so what...I never got to play TRUTH OR DARE so how about this then: My next sexual experience I remember was when I was 21 and it was before I went into The Service. I was outside the PARAMOUNT THEATRE, SEATTLE WA. just minutes before the band KRAFTWERK was about to come on stage. I was across the street in a van on my back getting the HUMMER OF A LIFETIME...A GUY WAS SUCKING MY COCK...THIS WAS MY VERY FIRST BJ IN MY LIFE!!!!! HE WOULD BRING ME ALMOST TO THE POINT OF CUMMING AND THEN HOLD ME THERE UNTIL I HAD CALMED DOWN SOME AND THEN HE WOULD REPEAT THIS....For most people this would be enough. But no...either he was a very giving/loving guy or he was trying to make a statement because he was also alternately RIMMING MY ASS AND THAT ALL BY ITSELF WAS FUCKIN DRIVING ME FUCKIN NUTS!!!!!!!! AND WHILE THE HEAD WAS THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD (EXCEPT FOR GAIL, A SWEET SUB I MET WHEN I WAS 43) AND HE NEVER LET MY COCK CUM.....ON REFLECTION I THINK I WAS CUMMING EVERY TIME HE LICKED OR SUCKED ON MY ROSEBUD....I WAS SQUIRMING AND JUMPIN' ALL OVER FROM HIS TONGUE FUCKIN'..........AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER WE LEFT THE VAN AND WENT INSIDE. We headed downstairs for the restrooms. Now for those of you who don't know there is a HUGE ROOM right by the mens room. THere must have been 50 or more people in there smokin' pipes and bowls and joints. The air was a blue haze...we smoked a joint and went in and sat second row up front and right in the middle where when the band really started rockin' we got hit by sweat...they played 6 versions of their #1 single AUTOBAHN...............GET SUM ON CD OR MP3........well it was a killer concert. I sure would love to see that sweet man again....we would go to bed and if he was as good now as he was that night I think I would ask him to move into my home and live together as a couple. I am not gay but I got a boner. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME??? XOXO AND HERE IS YOUR SPECIAL KISS MY DEAR DEAR KATE 12GAUGE

Starshine is ABSOFUCKINLUTELYRIGHTON IN HER GUESS THAT A MANS G SPOT IS WHERE SHE SAID IT IS. I FOUND MY G SPOT LASTNIGHT DURING A NICE LONG ASSESSION...IT HAD TO BE AN ANAL ORGASM. I WAS STROKIN' MR.BIG W/SHORT & FAST STROKES AND ON THE UPSTROKE SPINNING HIM IN CIRCLES WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY ASS CLAMPED DOWN ON BIG ON THE DOWNSTROKE AND WOULD NOT LET GO. MY ASS WAS TWITCHING AROUND LIKE A LEAF IN A HAILSTORM FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS. AFTER I CALMED DOWN BIG POPPED OUT AND I JUST LAID THERE DRENCHED IN SWEAT WHILE MY BREATHING RETURNED TO NORMAL...SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY I GOT GOING AGAIN...THERE WAS NO REPEAT ANAL CUM BUT WHEN MY COCK EXPLODED I WAS POUNDING MY ASS W/MR.BIG AS I SHOT LOAD AFTER HOT LOAD ONTO MY NEW RUBBER SHEETS. ******KYLE20,ADMIRAL TOLOKUS,EATIT4UOFTEN AND KATE IF YOU EVER GET UP MY WAY SWING BY MY PLACE AND WE WILL TAKE A HOT SHOWER TOGETHER AND GIVE EACH OTHER ENEMAS AND THEN WE WILL SUCK AND FUCK EACH OTHER UNTIL THE COWS CUM HOME.....XOXOXO OH AND BY THE WAY KATE DID YOU LOVE THE WAY I KISSED YOU GOODBYE??? CUZ HERES THAT SAME KISS JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT---GOT A DOLLAR LITTLE GIRL??? mmmmmmmmm 12GAUGE

Thank you for the kind words Kate. It is so TOO BAD you live in Florida and I live in Washington. And I don't mean D.C. I live up in Gods country near British Columbia. Farms are everywhere. The mountains are only about an hour away and in the winter when it is cold here the smell of woodsmoke is in the air. I love the smell of woodsmoke as much as I like incense. Kate I found a website lastnite: fuckingtoons.com purely by accident. And what do you suppose I saw there but hot little cartoon babes in some VERY SCANDALOUS poses much like the toons you like to use....is that where you got the idea? Is that where you (with some computer skills/magic) conjured up your cute little doodads you put in your replies??? While I have to admit the only sex I have had in almost 2 months has all been solo IT HAS BEEN VERY FUCKIN HOT LATELY.....LIKE LAST NITE...I REAMED AND PLOWED AND DROVE MY TOYS LIKE RAGING PISTONS IN AND OUT OF MY ASS AS I THRUSTED BACK TO MEET THE COCK THAT WAS PLOWING INTO ME. I THINK I HAD MY FIRST ANAL CUM TOO. I WAS DRIVING MR.BIG IN SHORT FAST STROKES AND SPINNING HIM IN CIRCLES ON THE UPSTROKE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY ASS CLAMPED DOWN ON MR.BIG ON THE DOWNSTROKE. IT WAS LIKE BIG WAS DOGGED DOWN IN A VISE AND MY ASS WENT INTO SPASMS AND I COULD NOT MOVE BIG AT ALL...AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS MY ASS RELAXED AND MR.BIG POPPED OUT BY HIMSELF... .I JUST LAID THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES IN THE AFTERGLOW AND THEN G E N T L Y GOT GOING AGAIN. KATE I TRIED TO GET ON YOUR WEBSITE AGAIN. I typed it in exactly like you put it down for me but the screen said your site was not responding. A buddy at work who is VERY into computers and knows ALL this HI TECH STUFF told me that aol.com which is what I have has a tendency to basically monkeywrench ones ability to go to some neat places like your place for example...have you ever heard anything like this??? I really need a second opinion on this as I rarely make a decision based on limited intel...well I'm burnin' daylight and I need 2 go out and do sum stuff so I have to go now....but before I go Kate I want you to bend down and pick up that shiny Susan B. Anthony dollar so that I can give you a proper kiss goodbye....oh yes baby you smell heavenly and taste so so fine and OH MY ...your sweet rosebud just winked at me so I simply must plant a nice wet kiss right there...and there...and...... xoxo 12GAUGE

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HELLO ALL U SEXY PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN XPERIMENTING alot LATELY AND HAVIN WAY 2MUCH FUN....GOT 2 WORK AN HR. LATE CUZ I WOKE UP HORNY 1 DAY LAST WEEK AND WHEN I GOT HOME I WENT AT IT FOR 7 DELICIOUS HOURS ......K A T E.......I JUST GOT HOME AND GOT YOUR NUMBER AND WILL CHECK U OUT SHORTLY........KYLE 20,ADMIRAL AND EATMEOFTEN2 I JUST DISCOVERED A NEW POSITION U ALL SHOULSD TRY (U 2 MY DARLING KATE). I HAVE A 4 POST BED AND THIS HELPS OUT...YOU STRADDLE THE CORNER OF THE BED AND ROCK UP AND DOWN ON YOUR TOY OHOHOHOHHHHHH........YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT YOUR LOCAL DOLLAR STORES FOR BARGAIN INCENSE A N D FOR U B/D S/M FREAKS OUT HERE SMALL/LARGE BIKER WALLET TYPE CHAINS FOR YOUR FETISH SESSIONS.....I JUST SCORED 4 4 4 BUCKS TODAY....N O W ALL I NEED IS A HOT BOY OR GRRL WHO WILL SWITCH WITH ME .....HOT WET KISSES 4 ALL OF YOU....XOXO 12GAUGE

KATE-- I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT I AM QUITE THE KLUTZ ON MY PC...U SEE I AM N O T WHAT YOU WOOD CALL HI-TECK OR UP 2 DATE ON ALL THIS NNEW FANGLED COMPUTER STUFF. I AM GOOD W/TRACTORS AND BACKHOES AND DIRT AND GRAVEL.....I SHORE WOOD L O V E TO SEE YOU NAKED IN A HIGHLY PROVOCATIVE POSITION...HERES A L O N G D E E P KISS ON YOUR SWEET SPOT. XOXO 12GAUGE

OH MY SWEET SWEET KATE- I TRIED 2 GET 2 YOUR WEB PAGE 2 DAYS AGO DIDNT HAVE MUCH LUCK. COULD BE ITS CUZ I AM WORN OUT FROM NO SLEEP.BUT I HAVE BEEN GETTIN SOME ALBEIT ALL SOLO ACTION BUTT HEY ACTION IS ACTION RIGHT? I WOOD LOVE TO HOOK YOU UP W/MR.BIG ON MY HARNESS WHILE EAT-US-OFTEN IS REAMING OUT MY ASS... XOXO 12GAUGE

There is a dick toy I have heard of that I want to get...it is a whole family of different sizes-long,short,thick andby means of something like a snap closure it attaches to a self inflating ball that you can literally ride and bounce up and down on till the cows cum home...I am sure tootimid has them...you should check them out. I have aWONDERFULL TOY-MY FAVORITE OF ALL THAT I HAVE...THINKING ABOUT MR.BIG AND MY COCK IS STIRRING AS I WRITE THIS. IT IS A BOITOYZ FAB COCK,WHITE FLESH,FEELS LIKE A REAL COCK. HAS A NICE FIRM NUTSACK-VERY EZ 2 HOLD ONTO AND HAS A SUCTION CUP THAT STICKS NICELY TO A SHOWER WALL OR WASHER/DRYER. KATES' IDEA OF RIDING IT DURING SPIN CYCLE SOUNDS HOT 2 ME...I WILL HAVE TO TRY THAT.I HAVE TRIED MR.BIG (ROMEO VOID,'92,NEVER SAY NEVER) ONTHE SHOWER WALL BUT LIKE HOWARD SED IT MOVES/SLIDES AROUND AND POPS OUT AND I DONT KNOW...IWAS PROBABLY SO FUCKIN EXCITED I DIDNT HAVE NO CONTROL SO I SED FUK IT AND WENT BACK 2 MY ROOM W/IT 2 GIVE MYSELF A PROPER FUCK...MANOMAN I AM GITTIN SOOOOHORNY....SHOWER TIME.....XOXO12GAUGE

Well now Kate he sounds like one lucky fellow indeed...it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that it sounds as tho he could get some sweet head whenever he wanted some...I would luv it if I could do that....sweet. So...how was he at giving you head? xoxo 12GAUGE

Good morning all you sweet sexy people, I only have a few short minutes...its FRIDAY!!!!! Just 1 more workday...I was so horny last night I thot I wood get a quickie and 4 me it sorta was...only 4.5 hours AND I NEVER POPPED NOT EVEN ONE TIME. Butt something new happened...my ass was so relaxed I started w/Mr. Big and not the Doc. after a couple hours I was so turned on I was able to take Big Daddy and git sumsweet reamin'... Well I must go nowxoxo KISSES TO ALL OF YOU 12GAUGE

YES JOHN WHERE DID U LEARN ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT WOMEN??? IF I KNEW HALF THE STUFF YOU KNOW I'D PROBABLY BE LATE 4 WORK ALL THE TIME AND NOT WORTH A SHIT WHEN I GOT THERE CUZ I WOOD BE IN LALA LAND AND I BET I WOOD BE GITTIN' A L O T M O R E THAN I DO NOW AND W/WOMEN NOT JUST BY MYSELF SOLO.....sigh....... kisses everyone and especially you kate...lol 12gauge

HI eatit4uoften THIS IS 4 U...DROP ME A LINE ON MY REGULAR EMALE AND LETS CHAT AND GIT 2 KNOW EACH OTHER IN A DEEPER AND SENSUAL MANNER...TRADE SUM SEX SECRETS OR JUST PLAIN SECRETS....SO R U BI??? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? DO YOU LIKE 2 69 WITH CUTE BOYS? WOULD U GIVE ME A BALTIMORE HANDSHAKE??? TALK TO ME... XOXO 12GAUGE

WOW THAT WOOD B THE BEST KINDA HAND SHAKE EVER...YOU KNOW KATE IF THE GUY NEVER LOOKS(ED) DOWN AND KEPT TALKING HE MIGHT JUST GIVE YOU A NICE THICK MILKSHAKE...hehehe...THATS WAY FUCKIN' BETTER THAN A PLAIN OLD GOOSE...ITS WAY TOO BAD MORE WOMEN DONT KNOW SUM OF YOUR TRICKS---I WOOD L U V 2 HAVE THAT DONE 2 ME oh yeah oh yeah oh oh oh ohhhh......mmmmmmmmm 12GAUGE

MY LAST TRUE LOVE KELLYS' PUSSY GOT DOWNRIGHT SWAMPY WHEN SHE WOULD CUM...NOW AT FIRST I DIDNT MUCH CARE FOR SLEEPING ON THE WET SPOT (A B I G WET SPOT) BUTT SHE MADE ME SLEEP THERE (COULD I HAVE BEEN W/A DOM AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT???). BUT WITH THINKING ABOUT THAT CAME THE REALIZATION THAT I GAVE HER THAT HOT WET CUM AND IT MADE ME P R O U D THAT I WAS HER MAN YES SIR I WAS ONE WALKIN' TALL MOTHERFUCKER AND IF SHE WOULD TAKE ME BACK I WOULD BE ON MY KNEES IN A NEW YORK MINUTE EATIN' OUT HER SWEET SWEET COOTCHIE XOXOXO 12GAUGE

WHAT THE HECK IS A FRENULUM??? KATE NEXT TIME GET A DICKTIONARY THAT SPEAKS AMERICAN OK SWEETNESS??? ITS BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME BUT I USED TO HAVE LEG CRAMPING ORGASMS FAIRLY REGULARLY...I NEVER THOT MUCH ABOUT OTHER THAN IT WAS PRETTY WILD BUT IT WASNT SOMETHIN I WORRIED ABOUT EITHER.....AND ITS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT OLDER WOMEN CAN BE V E R Y H O T IN BED AND WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU MY KELLY WAS 3 OR 4 OR5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND SHE WAS ALWAYS VERY WET....SHE HAD THE SWEETEST CUNNY I EVER LICKED OUT... XOXO EVERYONE SPECIALLY YOU SWEET KATE 12GAUGE

SPEAKING OF UNSUSPECTING GUYS HERES SOMETHIN FUN 4 THE GRRLS TO DO SOMETIME TO THEIR MAN WHEN YOU ARE OUT FOR A STROLL....WHEN HIS ATTENTION IS DIVERTED AND HE'S OBLIVIOUS 2 HIS IMMEDIATE SURROUNDINGS SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AND G O O S E H I M....THE FIRST TIME JENNIFER DID THIS TO ME I WENT STRAIGHT UP ABOUT 3 FEET AND GOT ALL KINDS OF DISCUMBOBULATED....TRY IT...BUTT BE WARNED...PAYBACKS A BITCH.....XOXOXO 12GAUGE

Forgive me everyone butt what the hell is a Baltimore handshake??? BUTT WHAT I REALLY WANT 2 KNOW IS THE PAUL AND PAULINE SILICONE VIBE FOR $89- CAN YOU USE WATER BASED LUBE WITH THIS PUPPY??? THIS SOUNDS LIKE ONE H O T T O Y FOR GIRLS OR BOYS...AND IF IT WILL HIT HER G SPOT IT SOUNDS ASS THO IT WILL HIT MINE ASS WELL...CUM ON GUYS ANY X PERIENCE HERE??? XOXOXO 12GAUGE

LAST CHRISTMAS I BOT A VIBE THAT BROKE AFTER LESS THAN A MONTH. IT SOON BECAME MY FAVORITE TOY TILL THE MOTOR QUIT... ...I LOST THE PACKAGE AND FORGET ITS NAME BUT ITS PURPLE-ABOUT 1 1/4 TO 1 1/2" X 9 OR 10" AND HAD A UNIQUE SHAPE KINDA LIKE THIS 333333333...RIBBED KINDA...AND IT DIDNT JUST VIBRATE IT PULSED AND THROBBED...I THINK THATS WHEN I FOUND MY G SPOT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE FEELINGS WERE FUCKIN' DELICIOUS AND Y E S I WOULD GET ANOTHER ONE IF THE MOTOR HAD SOME STAMINA...I THINK IT WAS ABOUT $30- DOES ANYONE HAVE ONE OF THOSE SQUIRTING COCKS THAT "CUMS" IN YOUR PUSSY OR ASSHOLE??? THAT REALLY SOUNDS FUCKIN' HOT TO ME AND I AM THINKIN' ON GETTING ONE...ANYONE BOY OR GRRL WITH A PRODUCT REVIEW??? XOXOXO 12GAUGE

Hello all you sexy people, Yester when I woke up to go 2 work my asshole was twitching like it does when it wants some. So I took my Doc Johnson ANAL INTRUDER in the shower w/me. Fooled around some gettin hornier by the minute. I had like 20-30 minutes tops cuz I had to go to work....First time I EVER CALLED WORK SAYING I WAS RUNNING LATE--(DIDNT SAY "WHY") I WENT ALL OUT FOR 90 MINUTES OR SO AND THEN HURRIED TO WORK. HAD A EXCELLENT DAY and constantly thot about my assession. Got home from work and SETUP for a BITCHIN' FUCKATHON. SEVEN HOURS AND SIX MINUTES AND I O N L Y POPPED ONCE. I did a couple things different and am so fucking glad I did...Usually I lay on my leftside and do it. Lastnight I stood at the foot of my bed with towels spred out on the bed and floor (2 contain the mess). Incense-RETRO-my big tummy pillow and did myself doggie style...Oh how I wish I had a partner to do me that way. I ended up usung ALL OF MY FAVORITE TOYS 6 OR 7 INCLUDING BIG DADDY(2"X11"). And for those of you who are craving to take way more than you can now relax. I found my g spot again last night w/Mr.Big(6 1/2 stuffable inches) and I can tell you ITS NOT JUST ABOUT A BIG ONE IF YOU CANT PISTON IT AT 90MPH AND CUM LIKE CRAZY then why even bother??? After I dont know how long I had so much lube in me I could feel it dribbling out of my asshole and it felt SO FUCKIN EROTIC to me. I'm gettin' better at spanking myself lefthanded and I LOVE 5 or 10 solid hits on my bum or legs ass well ass clothespins on my nipples. Last night I put on my ONLY pair of panties. They are very tiny so they were very VERY TIGHT. I FOUND THAT W/MR.BIG IN TO THE HILT I COULD TUCK HIM INTO MY PANTIES LIKE A REVERSE STRAPON HARNESS.....AND GOT A VERY DELICIOUS ROCKING MOTION AND SOME VERY ACCURATE AND DELIRIOUSLY H O T SPANKING. A COULE OR 3 HITS MAKE MYY ASS GOBBLE A COCK ASS GOOD ASS ANY EXPERT DEEPTHROATER...mmmmmmm....I NEVER EVEN PLAYED W/MY COCK UNTIL LIKE THE LAST HALF HOUR OR SO....I COULD FUCKIN' CARE LESS IF MY DICK IS PLAYED WITH OR NOT THE ASS PLAY IS WHERE ITS AT FOR ME... SO tkvincent0820 I'm here baby cum over ANYTIME...shall we 69? I WOULD LOVE TO SLIDE MY TONGUE ALONG YOUR LENGTH AS I FEEL YOU GROW HARDER AND LONGER...AND ass for you eatit4uoften when you spent that long weekend in a sling getting THE FUCK OF YOUR LIFE...so r u into B and D??? I SO WANT 2 FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TEACH ME OR WE CAN LEARN TOGETHER ALL FACETS OF THE OTHER WORLD KINGDOM SCENE...I WANT TO SWITCH TOO. HOW OLD R U,HOW TALL, HOW LONG R U SOFT ANDD H A R D ? ? ? BOTH OF YOU...YOU BOTH SOUND SO HOT SILVERBEARD THIS IS 4 YOU... You and your partner need to S L O W down. Too much lube is almost enuf. Start with a slim vibe (like 1" or less thick x 4 or 5" long) and as your asshole takes it easier and loosens up either stick w/that or try something a little wider or longer like 1 or 1 1/2"wide by 7 to 8"long. And for heavens sakes get a toy with a nutsack so it wont slip out of your or your partners hand. My BOITOYZ (Mr.Big) is quite ez 2 hang onto....hold your toy firmly in your hand and roll your wrist and spin 1/4 or 1/2 circles ass you drive it in and out......try it IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT!!!!!! ladypc has the right idea and SHE IS A B S O F U C K I N G L U T E L Y R I G H T O N....."I LOVE IT IN THE ASS" SO DO I...I ONLY WISH I WOULD'VE FOUND THIS OUT SOONER.....OH WELL SO ANY CUTE BOYS OR HOT LADYBOYS OUT THERE WITHIN SAY 30 MILES OF SEDRO WOOLLEY WHO WANNA PLAY???? LOVE AND KISSES in all the right places EVERYONE 12GAUGE

Hello everyone and hello to you sweet sweet Kate-- Wow I've had an amazing two days and will tell you all but first perhaps I can answer some of Kates' questions. The best girlfriend I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE was Kelly. When we broke up we had been talking about gettin married and building a log house on some land in the country. She was a Viet Nam army nurse and a bit older than me. We met thru a little weekly personal ad I had put in. On what was supposed to be our first date she had gotten real sick with a fever...She answered the door wearing a flannel nightgown thet started at her throat and stopped at the floor. Being sick she didnt realize who I was and ripped me up and down and I left w/my tail between my legs thinking she was the most prettiest gal I had ever met. After I was gone her neighbor ripped her for being so mean to me and that Kelly would be real lucky if she ever got to talk to me again. Our first date (after she was all better) went alot smoother and it wasn't long b4 I was totally smitten with her. She was everything I had ever wanted...she was like 5 feet and petite and like 95 # soaking wet...We loved to 69 and shortly b4 we broke up she was comig to bed in lingerie we had bought together after I told her of my fetish for lingerie and stockings and heels and such. (Before that we had always gone to bed naked.) We broke up in early '93 and it hit me so hard that I stayed away from women until about October 2002. I was'nt celibate during that time I just did not want to get hurt again. To this day if I saw her and she would have me back I would. To me that's love. Kelly was spunky and fiesty and a wonderfull cook. She was the only woman I ever took home to meet my Mom and my Mom didn't like her cuz she was older than me. SO FUCKIN' WHAT!!! I want to meet another Kelly to fall madly in love with and live in a earthbermed or strawbale house house in the woods but alas I havent had muuch luck...I like simple things like cookin' supper over a fire with good tunes-putterin' in my shop-fall colors-photagraphy-reading-museums of natural history-swapmeets....I have never been one to keep up w/the Joneses'. Alot of my stuff is handmade. One of a kind. Like me. I am 53 so there's a bit of baggage-but its ok cuz I have my good truck and my old flatbed to haul it around with. I was true blue to Kelly from DAY ONE. I would be true blue with you too Kate just as I have ever been. But something I have found out about life is you dont always get what you want but you get what you get. You have to learn to adapt and be flexible otherwise the world will roll over you and squish you. The first time I french kissed a gal she was 15 and I was 21. My mouth and teeth and tongue were all tingly when we came up 4 air. I was sold on kissing that day. I met Cathy at church. My Mom sed go 2 church and meet a nice girl. About the best advice I ever got. Try it-two of my cousins girls just got hitched and they are all church folk and these gals are babylicious. Branch out from your normal area of operations...take a college class...take some dance lessons...heck tell your kin youre lookin and you could have a shitload of people lookin for your right guy and ....take out a personal ad 4 cryin out loud...I met Kelly and Vanessa and Linda all in personal ads in small newspapers. Howard has good advice. I will often go to people older than me 4 advice...Old people know stuff. From what I've read here you sound like a purfect gal for most guys here me included...so now its been what 12 days since you have had sex and you are all blue and bummed out....shit girl I went 9 1/2 years without Alot of jackin off BUT N O S E X It helps to have ALOT of hobbies. I asked a girlfriend once what she did when she was horny and no man to give her what she needed. She had a list w/15 or 20 things on it none of which included her masturbating....WOW Last night I had a marvelous session that lasted seven hours and six minutes and I popped once. I found my g spot and tho my g spot cum still eludes me I got a little closer than I was before. I did a couple things different and I was MUCH MORE EXCITED than my usual sessions...I constantly fantacized about going to the local gay bar and finding a hot guy or girl or shemale while I looked at my hottest porn w/RETRO ROCK. I thot of you and how HOT YOU ARE and how much fun we could have......don't despair Kate. He's out there and he's lookin for you too...I have met a couple of nice women when I wasn't lookin. It wasn't like it was with Kelly but it was a very nice interlude. Take care of yourself Kate 12GAUGE

YO-- I'M W/JEN AND DEBBBIE & THE RUSSKY ON THIS ONE. BACK IN MY SERIOUS DRINKIN DAYS I TOOK A GAL HOME JUST 2 TIMES...FIRST TIME WE WERE BOTH DRUNK & HORNY AND THE THING I MEMBER THE BEST WAS SHE CLEANED MY BATHROOM AND KITCHEN THE NEXT MORNIN BUTT SHE LOOKED W A Y B E T T E R THE NITE B4 AND THE SEX WASNT THAT GREAT...THE 2ND TIME WAS WAY BETTER...THE GAL THOT I WAS RICH CUZ I WAS BUYING DRINKS ALL NIGHT FOR 10 OR 12 OF US...I WAS THE TREASURER SO I HAD THE CASH...I PUT MY BEST MOVES ON HER AND AFTER PLAYING GRABASS AT THE BAR AND LATER AT DANNYS' HOUSE WE WENT TO MY PLACE AND SHE FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT... ...I HAD ME A $20 BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNIN AND WAS IN LALA LAND FOR A WEEK AFTER THAT... ...BUTT W/THE STDs NOW...WELL ITS WAY LESS PAINLESS 2 JUST PULL OUT SOME PORNO AND PULL ON THE PUD. WAY EASIER ON THE WALLET 2... LUVYA 12GAUGE

Well now up till about 10 minutes ago I thot I was gettin weird sexually speakin....and I must say since I discovered the joy of do it yerself buttlove I've thot about suckin on sum cock and fantasize about doin it with a hot shemale butt I LIKE GIRLS TOO FUCKIN MUCH 2 B GAY... I think the root of my problem is I have been a bachelor TOO FUCKIN LONG... ANY THOTS ANYONE???

Hi Kate- If a size 6 works 4 a 30-32 waist what size works 4 a 37-38 waist? R there different colors like pink or black or just plain white? On a really fine ass I love a thong tho they look somewhat uncomfy when they ride up a gals ass...or does it feel good riding up her ass? I like bikini panties probably the best...a long time ago in a land far far away a cute little black gal bent over in a most unladylike way and flashed her hot pink panties at me...they were shiny and so so tight and oh so hot...and sometimes when I am fucking myself I wear my pair of shiny pink panties on my head soaked in 4 or 5 different foofoos and it turns me on...... LOL everyone 12GAUGE

OH OH OH....HOW I WISH I COULD MEET A GAL LIKE STARSHINE OR STEPH...YEARS AGO LONG BEFORE I HAD EVEN 1 VIBE OR DILDO I WOULD SOMETIMES PLAY W/MY ANUS AND WOULD SOMETIMES INSERT A FINGER UP TO THE 2ND KNUCKLE AND I AM 6 FOOT/175LBS. IT WAS ALWAYS SO SO TITE AND I THINK I WAS UPTITE ABOUT ALL THIS AS WELL. I always KEPT MY NAILS CLIPPED CLOSE AND FILED SMOOTH not rough...didn't EVEN want to have to go to the E.R. AND E X P L A I N my sex life to strangers...THAT WAS 20+YEARS AGO....THE A N A L O R G A S M STILL ELUDES ME....SEVERAL TIMES RECENTLY I HAD TO STOP AS THE SENSATIONS WERE TOO FREAKIN' INTENSE TO CONTINUE. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK IF MY PARTNER WAS DOING ME THIS GOOD I WOULD HAVE HAD THE MOST INTENSE CUM OF MY LIFE AND I WOULD BE THEIR LOVE SLAVE FOREVER. A FINGER JUST DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME. THIS IS MY RECIPE FOR SOLO LOVIN'. 1) LIGHT SUM INCENSE 2) A HOT STEAMY SHOWER WITH/WITHOUT SEVERAL TOYS 3) AN ENEMA..FOR ME ITS JUST TO GET MYSELF SQUEEKY CLEAN--POOP IS NASTY AND MESSY AND I AM N O T INTO SCAT 4) LIGHT MORE INCENSE AND PUT ON SOME 70S-80S RETRO...MAYBE SOME CLASSIC ROCK 5)PULL BACK THE COVERS,LAY DOWN SOME TOWELS AND LAY OUT MY HOTTEST DIRTY MAGAZINES. 6) PULL OUT 6 0R 7 OF MY FAVORITE TOYS AND LAY THEM OUT ALONG WITH PLENTY OF LUBE (6 DIFFERENT TYPES/FLAVORS) AND I LIGHT EVEN MORE INCENSE 7) BY THIS TIME I AM DRY AND AM ALREADY TOUCHING MYSELF AND PLAYING W/MY BUTT. 8) I ALSO HAVE MY PADDLE WHICH I SPANK MYSELF WITH OFTEN AND CLOTHESPINS ON MY NIPPLES AND FORESKIN 9) I USUALLY START OUT ON MY LEFT SIDE W/MY ANAL INTRUDER 1"X7" TO OPEN UP WITH AND RELAX THE SPHINCTER MUSCLE 10)FOLLOWED BY MY HARD BLACK PLASTIC VIBE 1.5"X8" AND WHEN I AM NICELY RELAXED AND GETTIN HOT MY BOI TOYZ FAB COCK 1.5"X7.5" W/BALLS. I L O V E MR. BIG...WHEN I AM ON THE VERGE OF CUMMING MR BIG IS GETTIN THE JOB DONE. I HAVE A LADY CALSTON TONGUE VIBE W/BULLET ALSO. LADY C IS NICE BUT GET THE AC MODEL OR BUY YOUR BATTERIES AT COSTCO AS THEY ONLY LAST ABOUT 3 HOURS LESS IF YOU USE THE BULLET ALOT...I L U V THAT BULLET...I WILL OFTEN SPEND 6 TO 9 HOURS FUCKIN MY ASS AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A HARDON. I ALSO ENJOY THE FEELING OF BEING FILLED JUST LIKE A WOMAN DOES. NOT ALWAYS BUT SOMETIMES AFTER SOME INCREDIBLE BUTT FUCKING MY ASSHOLE WILL TINGLE AND HUM FOR 2 OR 3 DAYS AFTER....IT CAN BE SOMEWHAT SORE AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING BUT MY WORKDAY INCLUDES MOSTLY STANDING AND PHYSICAL EXERTION AND WHEN MY BUTT IS HUMMING THE AFTERGLOW IS AS GOOD AS IT IS AFTER NORMAL VANILLA SEX FOR ME WITH A GAL. I HOPE THAT HELPS YOU OUT OR ANSWERS SOME QUESTIONS. AND DEPENDING ON MY LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT I CAN TAKE FROM 1 1/2"X 6 1/2" TO 2"X8-9"...GO SLOW AND USE PLENTY OF LUBE. 12GAUGE

WHATS A WEB PAGE??? I REALLLLLY LIKE THE CUFFS AND CHAINS LOOK...HOW ABOUT SOMETHING REALLLLY R A C Y???