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Beats me. Except for the married part I wish to encounter the same as you. Goth/Emo girls kinksters mature ladies my age Asians and 3 ways.

I shaved my entire crotch last week. Jacking off is more fun now.

Yes Sir it IS a scientific FACT. I am a wee bit busy right now. My cock is an iron bar as a bullet churns away at my sphincter. Feels really top notch. C ya............

After reading about shaving the crotch I shaved off all my pubes. I'm really getting off on the way it makes me feel.

Yeah well Wendy it was a shit ton long time ao0 but I think it was my folks who showed me about brushing my tongue. That's one of the reasons I like to give my self a Peppermint oil rinse when I feel I'm ready for some anal fun. The only thing I'm missing is a kinky lady to do me one day then we switch and I do her. One day last week before I took a shower I grabbed a fresh bar of Ivory soap for a sudsy 1st bag. I washed my hair with some Ivory and my hair is still soft and shiny. Me thinks my Irish Spring body wash and bar soap just took 2nd tier and I'll be getting some more Ivory...

Up until an hour ago I was pegging solo. Wasn't near as ready as I wanted to be so I had to settle for grinding on 2 bullets. Found sum kick ass porn today all right up my alley. Japanese group enema and squirting for distance. I found a wonderful new slapper last weekend at a garage sale. It was part of 8 or 10 old time Made in America kitchen tools. Everything hand operated. Mostly for sifting flour and a mixer for cake mixes and such. Also got some kitchen knives all that for 5 bucks. It appears to be SS. 12 and 3/8" OA. Full tang. Blade 1 3/16" wide and 8" long handle 4 3/8" long. Brass bolsters/rivets and made by EKCO. Turns out I love to slap my pecker along his length and very close to my sac.I like distinct tracks made by fingernails. Many and often. Watching some totally Bitchin' porn of Japanese girls in bondage and being attended to by a gifted Master. If you've never seen the way the Japanese conduct bondage and fucking their fair maidens you're in for a real treat. Group enema play is also featured and lesbian group sex with water sports is to die for. No shit Sherlock.

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u lucky fucker. typing 1 handed here. in the middle of sumpin. nekid here

I just got out of the shower. Still nekid as a J bird. Burning some nice incense. Mister Big's balls right under my dick. Heat is on right in front of me like a crackling fireplace. Life is grand.

Howdy Ernie I'm 12G and I found out mainly thru experimentation how much fun I could have sliding my Fab Boy Cock in and out of my ass at a good clip arond 16 years ago. When you say you feel full with an 8" dildo up your keester is what you're saying that you love the fullness without moving it to and fro? I tried the other day to slide a larger toy in my hole and it just wasn't gonna work. So I went back to my Old Faithful Mister Big. I found out something else. For most of the last 16 years I was using this substance to give myself an extra boost in the insane pleasure I could get when fucking myself with my fave dildo. The substance I would use is called RUSH. Other similar products are made and I tried these as well. Anyway when using RUSH I couldn't make a boner most of the time. The heady feelings from the fumes worked on my ass. The effects to my dick were detrimental is the best way to say it. At the time I coulda cared less. But now lately w/o the Rush I get a Boner pretty easily and in conjunction with the ass fucking I been blowing bigger loads since losing Rush and going to a dildo that fills me nicely but is smaller perhaps than the one you're using. You use an 8 incher. Mine is a 6 incher and about 1.5 inches thick. Mine is wearing out and I mean to get another. I wood just suggest you use a slightly smaller dildo. Perhaps a skooch less thick and say 6 inches (instead of 8.) I hope that helps you.

Howdy Hay! I think you will like it here. Lots of sexy stories...plenty to go around!

I had heard of them from 10-15 yr ago but not lately.

The biggest thang to prevent painful penetration and I'm talking about anal penetration is your breathing. Take long deep breaths. On the exhale place dildo on anus and apply some pressure then hold it there. As you continue to exhale you will feel your partner relax. Just continue to apply pressure. Some nice pillow talk like your ass is so round and firm...or your ass is soooo small and niiiiiiiiiceeee or anything lovey dovey like that. That's what I do.

C,mon people I'm tryin' to get a rise outta yall.......I mean.....I mean...............I mean yall have dynamite kinky sex this morning and round 14 this afternoon OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?:danceban:

Sorry for my semi rant on 5-29-16. Must have been having difficulty keeping a clear thot in my head that day. Listening to the #1 tune that made KRAFTWERK FAMOUS in Murica about 40 years ago. Went right out and bought the LP too. Still got it. Got The Last Murican Hero on the boob tube. Jeff Bridges is a whiskey runner for his dads still. Then he gets into racing to put meat on the table while his pa does a year in prison. I'm fixin' on making a bite to eat plus some chips and dip. Of course I'm in and out of here and 30+sites. Mostly strokin it sites. Signed up with half a dozen new places as XHam wasn't really working for me no more. Love LOUD music when jurkin the gherkin too! Helps drown out the grunting and moaning.

18niter the Service taught you SA. Keep your head on a swivel. When I was in it was all about doing my job. I was on a SAC base in the Heartland. A dozen nukes aimed at Russia. We never used them. I finger I'm 10 years out from being an old geezer. Where I live Castle Doctrine extends to anywhere I can legally be. My place or my ride or downtown anywhere in 'Murica. Minus NJ NYCity TX (NO Not Texas) DE RI CA and DC=District of PRICKS. <--The 7 places I mentioned incluse Taxachusetts but NOT Illinois. I hope/trust you're in the Rockies or below the Mason Dixon. Or Alaska for now.

I haven't bought any of my cheap 'use and discard' razors for a shit ton of a long time. For a short time like 42 years ago I went electric. I don't really shave my face, For a date I shave where needed. I'd rather shave my privates with my lover. She shaves me. I shave her. If she has had her crotch lasered I don't care if she never shaves her legs again. Before I was a Redneck I was a Conservationist. I ain't changed that much. If I were POTUS I'd legalize across the board CULTIVATION OF HEMP 4 crops a year. To make paper clothing building products food products gasoline WITHOUT that damn 10% alcohol/ethanol shit. That crap hurts critical engine parts. I wanna be mellow. There's far too much stress on the planet, I'd rather be with someone I Love or someone I Love right now.

I get the feeling you think I don't *get it Tyger.* I DO get it. Married is married until the divorce is final. Whether you have feelings for your spouse or not. I never tied the knot with ML blood work and the fees. Just played house here and there. Now I wanna play Gynecologist and enema giver then she gives me My Enema. I could do that all day. B4 I go further afield (off topic) I'll jump out and look for an orgy to slide into. Gracia

I'm totally tired of single life. I'm in the same boat as RC4. But my parameters have changed. She has to be Kinky and into enema play. I've spent most of my life single. I'm about 10 years in. I never thought like Tyger said. If I'm in a relationship with someone I'm not single. Those long stretches without a lover drove me to branching out. Some of the best sex I ever had was not with a woman!

Shoot it wooda took 20min to load 4 me. What did I miss? Sounds like everthang! Soul2562 Welcum to TT. Who can guess what's vibrating my balls right now?

A buddy over on FL clued me to several sites that I perused and am now on DrTuber, tnaflix and 2 or 3 others. Had forgot about another site I hadn't visited in a coons age only to find a goodie. There's an Enema site I found like 5 years ago. Been trying to get into it without success. If anyone here knows of a Hot Enema site there's a rimjob in it for ya. Thanks in advance.

Well PlayfulKitty that Hot lil Bitch has been here too. Felt like it was 90 on Sunday and Monday. Real nice today. Felt like 80. My thermometer is still outside. I was slow Jacking before I started typing this. Got a bullet on my balls. Got a nice buzz. Last 3 days been basically nekid as a J bird. Hat the heater on last night. Put on old flannel shirt and some boxers. Now I'm wearing my fave boonie hat. Sittin here near nekid is decadent.

One lady at the Park where I worked called me the man with yellow hair. Made me feel like Custer. She didn't like what we were doing so she was trying to Rat me out. My foreman sent me on that job.

For a while there I was using that super fancy Gillette system I think it was 3 razors in tandem and in like a loaded magazine like one would use with s semi automatic rifle. But even buying the *reloads* from Costco reloads were frightfully expensive. I'd much rather buy food or about anything under the sun. I went back to the multi packs. Used to be 12 then 10 now 6 last time I bought some. Other than my mustache I never even had facial hair until around 2005 maybe. I'm a blonde so the wee bit of hair on my arms and legs is basically invisible and really soft and fine. I just let my facial hair go hog wild. In a photograph I look like I have a full beard but in RL up close kinda sorta looks more like an abandoned vacant lot where people throw their trash. Hair here. No hair there. So basically I got the Fu Manchu thing going on. I LIKE to think it makes me look a lil tough and Manly but I never asked any random women what do they think?

What's Plenty Of Fish? Never heard of them